It’s a showdown.
On one side of the ring, it’s Barack Obama.
On the other side, it’s Tom Cotton.
Cotton has been called a “traitor.” Pretty strong stuff for a war hero. So now it’s Cotton vs. Obama. Let’s have a look at the tale of the tape.
Tom Cotton: Born in Arkansas
Barack Obama: Hawaii? OK, if you say so.
Tom Cotton: Educated in US schools by his parents
Barack Obama: Educated in Indonesia, abandoned by Mom, raised by typical white folk.
Tom Cotton: You can see his school records
Barack Obama: You can’t.
Tom Cotton: Earned admission into Harvard
Barack Obama: Admitted to Harvard with mediocre grades.
Tom Cotton: Admitted to Harvard Law in merit
Barack Obama: Admitted to Harvard Law Affirmative Action
Tom Cotton: Wrote something under his own name at Harvard
Barack Obama: Nope
Tom Cotton: His dad served in Vietnam
Barack Obama: His dad hated America. Member of Communist party
Tom Cotton: Served in Iraq
Barack Obama: Lost Iraq
Tom Cotton: Doesn’t want Iraq to have nukes
Barack Obama: Made NASA a Muslim outreach program. Wants Iran to have nukes.
Tom Cotton: Proud of his family
Barack Obama: Had a “typical white” grandma
Tom Cotton: Targeted the Taliban
Barack Obama: Targeted conservatives
Tom Cotton: Calls the Taliban “enemies”
Barack Obama: Called Americans “enemies”
Tom Cotton: Served in the Army: 101st Airborne
Barack Obama: Served in the choom gang
Tom Cotton: Honest man
Barack Obama: You’re an idiot to believe anything he says
Tom Cotton: Drinks coke
Barack Obama: Did coke
Tom Cotton: Believes in American Exceptionalism
Barack Obama: The Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound on Earth
Tom Cotton: Weeps for his lost fellow soldiers
Barack Obama: Plays golf immediately after beheadings
Tom Cotton: Doesn’t want Iran to have nuclear weapons
Barack Obama: Apologized to Iran in 2009
Tom Cotton: Knows his way around a weapon
Barack Obama: Knows his way around a bong
Tom Cotton: Winner by a knockout