White House Adds Cry Room For Fussy Reporters

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Sarcasm but on point:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump White House has added a new feature to the James S Brady Press Briefing Room: a separate cry room for fussy reporters who are crying during press briefings and interrupting the proceedings.

The quiet, serene room will allow news agencies to take their crying, wailing, fussy reporters into a separate space to calm them down so the press briefings can continue without interruption.

“If you notice one of your reporters starting to tear up, just take them into the cry room and soothe them before joining us again,” said Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany. “There are pictures of Obama, bottles of kombucha, and some Tickle-You-Biden plushies in there to keep them occupied and help them feel safe.”

“Hey, wait a minute! Are you saying we’re babies!?” shouted one reporter, tears welling up in his eyes.

“Well, yes,” McEnany replied.

“That’s… that’s mean!” His lip began to quiver and he was forced to excuse himself to the cry room.

“WAAAAHHH!!!” cried Jim Acosta. “ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN BAD!” One of his fellow CNN reporters cradled him in her arms and took him out into the cry room with an apologetic look on her face.

The cry room may need expanding soon, however, since every single reporter except OANN’s Chanel Rion was sent to the cry room during the first press briefing.

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A public meeting in Utah about a mask policy for schoolchildren was abruptly adjourned when people without masks packed the room.

“This is the exact opposite of what we need to be doing,” Utah County Commissioner Tanner Ainge said from the dais of the meeting room in Provo, drawing boos from the audience. “We’re supposed to be physically distancing, wearing masks.”

Speaking over loud objections from the audience, Ainge continued, “This gathering violates current health recommendations.”
Sorry this wasnt satire, its true. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/utah-meeting-masks-cancelled-when-residents-without-masks-pack-room-n1234017

James Murdoch, Wife Give $1.23 Million to Biden Campaign https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2020/07/16/james-
Damn I just cant seem to get this satire thing down.

Just call it the Whine Cellar

Maybe Curt can add a cry room or whine cellar here for some of the trolls!

@Spurwing Plover: Whine Cellar..I like it!

Where is the Snopes “fact checking”? Someone needs to tell us this is satire; it is too near liberal reality.

with respect to whore dog billy, two discreetly placed glory holes, one named after billy and the second after slut hillary, have been added to assist in relieving some for “pent up”, frustrations of these tinkerbell activists during a briefing.
-sanity is an issue
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/07/can_a