Posted by DrJohn on 24 March, 2011 at 5:13 pm. 18 comments already!


Comes with every weapon in the US military!

Just don’t call him a Warrior! He’s a “Man-caused Action Participant!”

Guaranteed to dither! Guaranteed to bypass Congress!

Available for “time-limited, scope-limited military actions”!

Get yours today! Limited time offer! May not be available after January 2013!