The Babylon Bee
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA—From his coastal estate that will probably be underwater in ten years, former President Barack Obama issued a statement today encouraging Americans to honor Memorial Day by remembering the sacrifice of George Floyd.
The statement read in part, “We mark this somber occasion by celebrating a who hero gave his all so that all Americans can be free to know what horrible racists they all are.”
“All other American achievements fade into insignificance in comparison to this titan who was almost the greatest figure in our history, second only to the first African-American president, who reshaped our country with revolutionary ideas like the Cash for Clunkers program and the Obamacare website, acclaimed by website historians as the greatest website that ever was. [See attached 8×10 glossy of Barack Obama staring thoughtfully at computer.]”
Racist Americans everywhere expressed appreciation for the sentiments of the former president.
The Babylon Bee shouldn’t post stories that are so close to reality. It’s scary.
floyd was a rapist, child molester(like pedophile joe biden), druggie, home invasion, pimp, and another list. he died from a fentanyl overdose. this piece of fecal matter is a joke.
While fentanyl is killing hundreds of thousands of Americans a year, Floyd was pushing it. This makes him the left’s hero. How ironic his own product killed him.
floyd was a dirtbag and was not murdered. His toxicology numbers indicated he was on a death track. He died as a result of his actions.
I choose to remember the sacrifices of the men and women who gave their lives to protect the freedoms of the citizens of America.
floyd is in no way is emblematic of the sacrifices of hero’s of this country. floyd is the epitome of everything that is wrong in America.
obama suggesting we memorialize floyd only shows what a disgusting human obama is.
It’s The Babylon Bee, idiot.
Well, Obama actually memorialized the criminal Floyd just the other day.
Idiot.
Floyd was a Caeer Crinimal witha long Rap Sheet and Obama the Worst wants us to remember his sacrifice Yeah Obama and all those he threatened shall remember him as well
Minneapolis Intersection Renamed in Honor of Felon George Floyd
On Wednesday, an intersection in Minneapolis was renamed to honor repeat felon George Floyd. Floyd died in 2020 and set off a series of violent riots called the “Summer of Love” that caused over $1 billion in damages across the US.
Floyd’s brother Terrence attended the ceremony and other family members. On the second anniversary of his death, the corner of 38th Street and Chicago Avenue is now named “George Perry Floyd Square.”
Minnesota needs better leadership this they have now naming a Interection or a Street for Carrier Crinimal and Felon is a stupid idea
Go pound sand Obama