It’s… not quite real, but also not quite a parody, either.
U.S.–Somber members of the press offered their thoughts and prayers that someone would start some violence at the gun rights rally in Virginia today.
Reporters expressed their grief and condolences as the violence they hyped has so far failed to materialize.
“Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy,” said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter, clearly caught up in the anguish of the moment.
…One CNN reporter has offered up to $1,000 for anyone who will start some violence to help out the narrative.
In fact, people did notice CNN sounding downright dejected in reporting that there was none of the violence they
fearednigh-openly prayed for:
CNN sounds disappointed pic.twitter.com/OWpsCCYR0q
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 20, 2020
Meanwhile, someone suspected of being an antifa infiltrator did try to provoke law-abiding gun owners to start “hopping the fence and killing people.”
The agitator denied that he was trying to stir anything up but another protester replied, “We know what you are. You’re an infiltrator. Get the **** out.”
There’s little doubt that that’s exactly what he is. The left can’t successfully imitate people on the right because they literally know no one on the right. All of their attempts to imitate just turn out to be the most absurd stereotypes they glean from CNN.
John Sexton collects up more reporting from the rally.
One issue both the left and right can come together on at the Richmond gun rally pic.twitter.com/jeHS8akWSp
— E (@ElijahSchaffer) January 20, 2020
There was, alas, a regrettable blackface incident:
Not so much as a trash can attacked, The Republican Legislators debate if they will ever give the Democrats the all clear for them to come out of the bomb shelter in the lower basement, or just keep playing the audio of fireworks down the vents.
The New Face of the NRA
No violence no bloodshed a peaceful little protest by Gun Owners Sorry M.S. Media no feeding frienzie for you now Go Home.Go soak your head Jim Carrey and Matt Damon and the same to Hollywood screwball Micheal Moore who gt himself arrested
@Greg: Drop it, Greg… you LOST. There was no violent intent and the left wasn’t there to INSTIGATE the violence, which is what they do. Clearly, lawful gun owners are peaceful, no threat to society and violence only erupts when the left brings it.
@Greg: Its cute, but not the talent or brilliance of Mel Brooks, it seems they want to put fear in the hearts of people of armed Blacks, cause lord knows they are all radical members of the Black Panthers. No regular patriotic normal citizens that deserve to have their constitutional rights protected, hahaha.Senator Byrd, god rest his soul, would have laughed and laughed, wiping away the tears of laughter with his pointy hat.
You posted that on MLK day good one brother.