by By John Zmirak
Why does that phrase make us happy? Why is its appearance everywhere in the culture more than a grim punchline, but instead an occasion of hope and joy? Some genius like Toby Keith needs to write an upbeat country song with that as the title. I wonder how many Americans are tattooing it on their arms, or naming their newborns “Brandon.” I hope it’s millions.
Someone needs to make a video like this classic, replacing “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” with “Let’s Go, Brandon!”
Bitter laughter we’ve had aplenty, every time Joe “President” Biden forgets his lines, or where he is, or with whom he is talking. Then we cackle with a deep, vindictive glee. You wanted the toughest job on earth, now gag on it, Grandpa Simpson, we say to ourselves. No ice cream for you today.
The Hollowed Out Shell of a Once Mediocre Man
Now, that vents some resentment about this imposter squatting in the White House—this hollowed-out shell of a once mediocre hireling, washed up there by a tsunami of illegal, unchecked ballots, at our oligarchy’s behest. Now they’re stuck with him, and all the crazy promises they made, and the virus panic they unleashed.
When their plans blow up in his face, we snicker. Every time the Bidenist Occupational Government blunders, and another “domestic terrorist” gets exposed as a Fed infiltrator, we flash a smile of steel. We see on Brian Stelter’s colicky baby face the frustrated tantrums that must afflict The Secret Committee Formerly Known As Joe Biden (TSCFAJB, Tuss-KUFF-ka-jab). All those deep state hacks who think they’re a “brain trust,” bungling this goat rodeo, month after month after month. And they know we are laughing at them.
There’s Something About Brandon
But “Brandon” is different. He just straight up makes us . . . joyful, gives us Ryan Reynolds’ carefree smile in “Free Guy.” There’s something about Brandon.
For those of you who missed it, this happy phrase originates with a race at NASCAR. The winning driver, Brandon Brown, gets interviewed by some interchangeable MSM reporter. They both hear the roaring crowd chanting “F— Joe Biden!” over and over again. The journalista responds by saying, chipperly, “Oh look, the crowd supports you. It’s chanting ‘Let’s Go, Brandon!’” The driver looks at her funny, and nods non-committedly. That’s it.
Grandma Can Knit This on Your Christmas Sweater
That little incident has touched America’s heart. Little old ladies who’d never shout obscenities feel perfectly free to use this squeaky-clean phrase at the tops of their lungs, as greetings at church picnics. You can write it on your children’s masks in bright pastel marker, when you send them off to school. Or wear it on a t-shirt the next time you engage in “domestic terrorism” by speaking up at a PTA meeting. When you do, make sure to call critical race theory what it is: Marxism in blackface. Then close with “Let’s go, Brandon!”
Delighted by Truth
In the spirit of Dave Chapelle cutting through the cant, defying his LGBTQMYNAMEISLEGION critics, Brandon zeroes in on the truth. The phony media spin on that NASCAR chant is exactly, exquisitely our current moment. It nails the vast, yawning gap that separates the Bidenist fantasy world from the real one we’re living in.
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As prices shoot up and store shelves empty, half of Haiti somehow appears on the Rio Grande, and China prepares its next war of conquest, our elite fritters and squanders America’s legacy. People who’ve been triple-vaccinated cower in fear of those of us who won’t take it—wait, shouldn’t they be the ones feeling safe? But cower they will, and I say we should pretend to sneeze on such people. Maybe those groundhogs will go back into their homes for another six months.
Mock the Priests of Baal
We’re sick to death of an insanely overhyped pandemic, which blue-state governors turned really deadly by using COVID as euthanasia in nursing homes.
Liberal Press(MSM) has lied to Americans for 75 years! Thanks to the
‘net” their lies sometimes are exposed now!
It took thoroughly corrupt people to exploit the stupid to put this disastrous regime in power.
Let’s go Brandon, indeed.
Just note that two Democrat Presidents linton and Obama had two worst AG’s Clinton had Janet Reno and Obama had Eric Holder now Biden hhas the wank Garland who labels Parents as Domestic Terrorists because they oppose CRT whats Garlands opinion on Antifa as BLM?
PTA now stands for “parent terrorist association.” What I find hilarious is that this moronic, faux pres. and his woke cabinet have no idea of what a terrorist is. reno and holter were pure communist and outstanding race baiters. recall when the f**ked up beyond imagination (fbi) broke into the home of the family holding a Cuban boy, pushed the parent down and grabbed to boy who was sent back to cuba?? yes, that was fat ass reno. f++knuts garland’s son in law’s company is the biggest supplier of crt materials. Surprise, his company get federal monies and nice tax brakes for “suppling educational material”. take about corruption.
Congratulations, Biden: Study Says We’re Already in a Recession
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Phillip Patrick of Birch Gold thinks recession is inevitable:
“Biden Has Been a Huge Failure In Every Way that Matters” – Why Dems Are So Furious About ‘Let’s Go Brandon’
The left can’t stand humor that points out their failures. To them, “humor” is Alec Baldwin’s poor imitation of Trump where they put the words they WANTED him to have spoken in his mouth. To them, humor is poking fun of the caricature of Trump they invented so they would have something to hate. Here, the humor is all poked at them, first promoting such a miserable loser as idiot Biden then they themselves sanitizing the “F**K JOE BIDEN!” chant sweeping the nation and turning it into “Let’s Go Brandon!”.
Ouch… that ain’t funny, y’all!