Brandon: I Can’t “Shut Down” Covid Like I Promised, So Now I’m Going to Shut Down Cancer PS, Please Don’t Notice That I Previously Swore I Would Cure Cancer When I Was Obama’s VP and Failed That, As Well

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Twitchy points out that Sheriff Joe was put in charge of curing cancer under Obama, and I’m sure you’re all enjoying the cancer-free world he made for you.
 
During campaign season, Brandon also promised to cure Alzheimer’s and diabetes in addition to cancer.
 
Maybe… start with Alzheimer’s, Joe.
 
Not going to say why.
 
You know why.
 
At any rate, Biden enjoyed curing cancer so much he’s decided to do it again.
 
And no, this has nothing to do with his Miserable Failure on covid. He’s not trying to distract the public from noticing that by announcing a new lofty goal with a very convenient 25 year deadline.

@POTUS
Today, I’m proud to announce our plan to supercharge the Cancer Moonshot as a central effort of the Biden-Harris Administration.
 
Our goal is to cut the cancer death rate by at least 50% over the next 25 years.
 
It’s bold, ambitious, and completely doable.

He has a “plan” to cure cancer.
 

 
Okay.

President Joe Biden on Wednesday relaunched the federal government’s cancer “moonshot” initiative, with the goal of cutting the death rate from cancer in half over the next quarter-century.”We can end cancer as we know it,” Biden said during an event at the White House.
 
The initiative is personal for Biden, who lost his son Beau to brain cancer in 2015 and who first launched the initiative as vice president.
 
“I committed to this fight when I was vice president,” Biden said Wednesday. “It’s one of the reasons why quite frankly why I ran for president. Let there be no doubt, now that I am president, this is a presidential, White House priority. Period.”

It’s such a priority he forgot to mention it until into his second year of the presidency, when he’d failed on all of his prior priorities and needed something new to fail at.
 
And what is his plan?
 
A new bureaucracy.

 

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He said in the speech that Ron Klain wrote for him that this “Cancer Cabinet” would be staffed with… members of his regular cabinet.
 
So it’s literally just a reshuffling of the organizational chart. They’re just putting the words “Cancer Cabinet” at the top of the corkboard every Thursday.
 
You know, thanks to Biden’s lockdown and the mass firings of healthcare staff due to vaccine mandates, resulting in staff shortages, people have not been able to get cancer diagnostic tests or treatments for two years.
 
I wonder what that’s going to do to cancer death rates.
 
Oh well if cancer doesn’t get diagnosed I guess it won’t show up in the statistics. There’s a win for you, Brandon!

More than 9.5 million cancer screenings were missed in the U.S. because of the COVID-19 pandemic, the White House said.”We have to get cancer screenings back on track,” Biden said. “And make sure they’re accessible to all Americans.”

Oh, he mentioned the obvious. But he did not say how he’d get them on track. Here’s a hint: End the mass firings of healthcare workers who are unvaccinated. Start with those who already have had covid. Stop the anti-science voodoo superstition that covid is the first virus in history that does not provide natural immunity to those who recover from it.
 
Or nah, don’t do that, just form a new bureaucracy and have people shuffle Important Looking Papers back and forth to each other during Photo Ops.
 
The gang that can’t fix inflation or straighten out the cargo ship situation is going to cure cancer now. Okay.
 
YES, THIS:

28 All this is about having a list of “accomplishments” for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic “over.” New “historic” effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

It’s just resume-building for the SOTU. Not even resume building, as a resume is about stuff you did. This is about Vision-Board Future Resume Building.
 
BTW, on that “ISIS bigwig”? I’m observing a 72 hour rule.

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America is unfortunately being lead by a dementia riddled imbecile.

The initiative is personal for Biden, who lost his son Beau to brain cancer in 2015 and who first launched the initiative as vice president.

Yeah, it was such a heartfelt endeavor that he formed a “foundation” that raised $5 million but never spent a nickel on research.

This regime is nothing but people who take a job and then flop down on their taffy asses and do nothing. Think Buttplug and the supply chain. Think Mayorkas and the border. Think Austin and Milley and Afghanistan. Think idiot Biden and “shutting down the virus”. Everyone in this bureaucracy of boobs make a statement and do a photo op about an agenda, then do absolutely nothing to accomplish it. Think Kamala and… well, everything.

Who would expect those who denounced vaccines because it was politically beneficial to them and then, once the vaccines became ineffective against the variants, mandated them to innovate any way to attack cancer? This is nothing but ANOTHER excuse to funnel more money into a slush fund to be used to further undercut the Constitution.

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Biden Conspicuously Feeble and Disoriented
Having fixed Afghanistan, crime, and inflation, Biden announced Wednesday that he will now cure cancer. The government healthcare technocracy that produced characters like Anthony Fauci and Francis Collins can look forward to another massive infusion of our money. Whether this advances cancer research is doubtful. Whether Biden understands what he reads off the teleprompter is even more doubtful. After the speech,

Biden seemed to lose his way as he left the podium, first wandering in the wrong direction, then turning back to shake hands with several officials before apparently being reminded by Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) to put on his mask. Ultimately, Biden was led off the stage with a little help from first lady Jill Biden.

The exploitation of this husk would evoke pity — if he hadn’t been an evil reptile for many decades:

Democrats shriek incessantly about alleged threats to “Our Democracy.” What kind of Democracy is it when the public does not even know who is charge?

If Joe Biden is the front our rulers present to make themselves more palatable, imagine how hideous they must be behind the mask.

The public doesn’t know who is in charge?Here’s my guess:
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