Posted by Larry Brandes on 25 December, 2021 at 12:45 pm. 4 comments already!


 
You’re All Gonna Get Sick and Die This Winter!

Whenever Biden and his bumbling band of ‘advisers’ make another moronic announcement, this story comes to mind.

Once upon a time, a liberal politician was giving a speech on a farm in a red state.  The audience was composed of Bible reading, God loving, gun owning, patriotic Americans.  Hillary knows them as depolorables and Bette Midler recently referred to all West Virginians as, “poor, illiterate and strung out.” Poor Bette.  Life is hard and even harder if you’re stupid.

The politician was nervous, and the crowd was rather large, but they seemed friendly and warmly shouted HOZENGA which mollified his fears.  He spoke of his accomplishments as his first year in office drew to a close.  The crowd roared HOZENGA! Emboldened by their enthusiasm, he promised to never raise taxes but instead vowed to reduce spending. The crowd was now on its feet yelling HOZENGA! He further promised to reduce crime, increase funding for the police, and make safe neighborhoods a priority for his administration.  The crowd went wild and screamed HOZENGA at the top of their lungs. He triumphantly left the stage and as he was walking back to his limo, an aide stopped him, pointed to the ground and said, “Hey, boss, don’t step in the hozenga.”

81 million people stepped in the HOZENGA and supposedly voted for Biden/Harris in 2020.  How is that dream team working out?  Seriously, they voted for Biden/Harris on purpose?  No more mean tweets and now copious amounts of hozenga from sea to shining sea.
 

 
Southern border completely open. Illegal, sick, illiterate, unvetted immigrants have invaded our country and were clandestinely stashed in red states in the dead of night. HOZENGA!

Murders and carjackings are reaching historical levels in major Democratic run cities. HOZENGA!

COVID is killing record number of human beings across the globe. HOZENGA!

Inflation is rising, government spending is out of control and fear has become the norm. HOZENGA!

We will soon be forced to buy $60,000 electric cars, 1,000 foot extension cords and pray that our electrical grids don’t explode and burst into flames. HOZENGA!

We abandoned Afghanistan, gifted the bad dudes with 85 billion dollars of sensitive military equipment (oops) and left American citizens in the hands of the terrible Taliban. HOZENGA!

We vaporized 10 beautiful members of an Afghanistan family with a drone missle strike and couldn’t find anyone to blame. Hey, they looked really hard. HOZENGA!

We stopped politely asking Americans to take 2,3,4, COVID jabs and are now threatening, demanding and forcing compliance.  YOU WILL COMPLY. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. The Democrats stole a page right out of the antagonistic alien group Borg handbook. HOZENGA!
 

 
Actually, our government under King Biden and his minions remind me of the Borg:  You will be assimilated!

We threw God out of America (we used to be one nation, under God) and now the Satanic Temple is proudly displaying a ‘baby baphonet’ at the Illinois Holiday Capital building. DOUBLE HOZENGA.  NO, TRIPLE HOZENGA!

Slow your burn and lets talk about some good news!

God is in Heaven and hears the prayers of all the patriotic Amerians in fly over states begging for a miracle to end the toxic Democratic dumpster fire currently ablaze in the White House.

2022 is right around the corner and the midterm elections are coming into focus. RINOS and Democrats in office are panicking and jumping ship.  Numerous incompetent dinosaurs currently holding political office are heading for the exits.  Good riddance.  They have done their worst to destroy America and their treachery will never be forgiven or forgotten.

God may bless this nation with the legitimate re-election of President Donald Trump in 2024.  Trump will return with a vengeance and a mandate from the masses to finish what he started in 2016.  Declaring war on the Deep State would be a great start.

Greg Gutfeld, co-anchor on Fox’s The Five, declared that the entire pandemic and fear mongering will officially terminate on February 1, 2022.  It’s about time that someone informed us when this insanity will end.  Jessee Watters, co-anchor on Fox’s The Five, recommended that everyone wish family, friends and liberals a very Merry Christmas this year.  Great idea. Bill Murray in Scrooged said it best:

It’s Christmas Eve…it’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we…we cheer a little more.  For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hope we would be.  It’s a miracle.  It’s really sort of a miracle because it happens every Christmas Eve.

…You have to take a chance, you have to get involved.  There are people that are having trouble making their miracle happen.  There are people who don’t have enough to eat, or people who are cold.  You can go out and say, hello to these people.  You can take an old blanket out of the closet and say, “Here!” You can make them a sandwich and say, “Oh, by the way, here!” God bless us, everyone!


 

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