Hillary: On the road learning to fake sincerity and humility

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Hillary Clinton has embarked on a tour through Iowa in the “Scooby Doo” van.

We’ve gotten an idea of how coverage of Hillary Clinton is going to go courtesy of CNN (via Weasel Zippers).

BREAKING CNN NEWS: Hillary Clinton Talks To 19-year-Old At Gas Station…

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Naturally, ABC News faithfully recounted her meal choice:

The newly-minted presidential candidate ordered a chicken bowl with guacamole, a chicken salad and fruit juice, according to Wright.

She’s in a three car motorcade but no one in the media seems able to find it.

This road trip is being called a “low-key listening tour.” Thing is, Hillary Clinton doesn’t listen to anyone. She already knows it all. Thus something else is afoot.

This is a training mission – a dry run. It’s a vehicle, if you will, for Hillary to learn how to fake sincerity and humility. Her personality is profoundly absent both. Hillary’s problem is that classic one- a leopard doesn’t change its spots. She will carefully choreograph and control her “spontaneous” appearances as is already apparent. It was asserted that she had no “pit stops” planned along the way but her appearance at a college has all trappings of a Hillary Clinton campaign. The college crowd will be carefully screened and the questions well known in advance.

He said his teachers chose him to join a group of ‘from 6 to 8’ students whowill participate because ‘I pay attention to politics,’ something his friends around a table agreed with.

‘I didn’t know Hillary Clinton was running,’ one young woman said. ‘Is she running? Go ask Corey. He’s up on all that stuff.’

Jones said he plans to ask Hillary about illegal immigration.

‘It’s – well, Immigration reform,’ he told Daily Mail Online. ‘You know, Obama’s plan was to make the illegal immigrants legal.’

‘She’s part of all that. And some people think – well, I think maybe – it’s just a tactic to have more Democratic votes.’

From the comments one might be encouraged to believe that these aren’t the usual vapid college age kids caught up in idol worship as they were with Obama:

‘If I heard her opinions and liked her ideas, I would support her.’

But ‘I hope people don’t vote for her just because she’s a woman.’

Well, for a moment we were on the right track, but then….sigh….

Asked for the nicest thing she could say about Mrs. Clinton, Parks said ‘she’s not going at this saying, “Look, I’m a woman, so vote for me.” She’s not using her sex to prove a point.’

‘She’s looking at herself as a politician, not as a woman.’

Sure she is. Hillary has already sent the gender issue up the flagpole.

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Gender will be a go-to shield to fend off uncomfortable legitimate queries- such as this one:

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I couldn’t help but chuckle when Hillary referred to her transport as the “Scooby Doo” van. Scooby Doo is so late 60’s.

Kind of like Hillary. Ruh Ro

UPDATE

Did I call it or did I call it?

Hillary spontaneous event was staged

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Humility, sincerity and graciousness. None of this is in her repertoire, even if she tries faking it.

From the movie “Paper Moon”:

Mose: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is… Scruples?

Addie: No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, sure bet they belong to somebody else.

“Look, I’m a woman, so vote for me.” She’s not using her sex to prove a point.’

Hillary ain’t using her sex for anything.

That’s not all she’s faking!
More than 2 MILLION of Hillary Clinton’s Twitter followers are fake and/or never tweet – and she’s already under fire for ‘buying’ fake Facebook fans.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038621/More-2-MILLION-Hillary-Clinton-s-Twitter-followers-fake-never-tweet.html
No more than 44 per cent of her Twitter fan base consists of real people who are active in using the social media platform.
A large number of her Facebook fans may represent ‘likes’ that were purchased rather than earned.
46,000 of her Facebook followers claim to be in Baghdad! (That makes Baghdad her largest city in Facebook fans.)
And her campaign spot?
ASTROTURF:
The woman cast as a kindly, gardening grandma in Clinton’s campaign launch video is actually a former abortion lobbyist who also campaigned for Texas state Senator Wendy Davis.

Even her so-called ”Scooby Doo” van is an old retread from 2000. comment image:large
But the actual van is NOT old…..it is amazing!
It is a souped-up Chevy Explorer SE van with several special features. Her model starts over $75,000… And it gets 16-18 miles per gallon.

Hillary Clinton Arrives in Iowa in $75,000 Souped-Up Gas Guzzler

Hopefully she won’t tout how ”green” she is while using it.

Interesting that she’s on a listening tour and walks into Chipotle with sunglasses and stealth. Guess she has certain people she wants to talk to, but apparently not bean eaters.

What is that dark shadow behind hillary? you know it can’t be her conscience….

We can all be quite sure every move she makes is choregraphed. Nothing will be left to chance and no one sitting down in a conversation will be opposed to anything she says. You can take that to the bank.

Former and current democrat campaigners, bundles, and donors posing as Joe Shmoe the average American is expected. Photo op say what? Bank!

Did I read this right? Cankles flew the 3 hour flight to Jersey. Two Scooby do’s are being routed back to Chappadipstick, NY,(whatever). Is the golden botany tour( where everything is a plant) kaput? What’s the main stream paparazzi going to do? Where’s the first pervert?

This criticism from O’Malley:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/omalley-knocks-hillary-following-polls-instead-principles_921588.html

There is a perfectly sound explanation for this. See, polls actually exist.