Floppin’ Aces Annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day Open Thread

‘Tis t’ annual international talk like a pirate day here at Floppin’ Aces- somewhat o’ a tradition, I suppose.

This be an open thread for ye band o’ scurvy scallywags t’ link t’ tales that interest you; and discuss whatever t’ hell ye want. T’ only request be that ye form yer sentences in piratese; or at t’ least, end some sentences in at least one hearty “aaar!”

How do you know if you are a Pirate? You don’t, you just AAARRRRRGH!