Sunday Funnies
David Letterman’s “Top Ten President Obama Excuses”
10. “I haven’t slept an hour since 2008”
9. “Romney’s hair is mesmerizing”
8. “Didn’t want to wake Jim Lehrer”
7. “Haven’t been the same since I quit smoking”
6. “Honestly, I thought the debate was next week”
5. “I live with my mother-in-law, what do you want from me?”
4. “Kept blanking on what percentage of the country Mitt’s written off”
3. “Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman”
2. “Why don’t you ask Bin Laden how I did?”
1. “It’s Bush’s fault”
