Hat tip: The New Editor
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
“With this hammer I will drive the final nail in to Liberty’s coffin!” cackle cackle cackle
I’ve got a caption, but I can’t put it here.
When dealing with your Congressional and citizenry opponents, walk softly and carry a big arse hammer. And if that doesn’t work, these pointy shoes in the crotch ought to do the trick.
“Hahahah!! I’m the only one on this street with balls!!!
I’m telling you, it feels so good, when you wack yourself with this mallet, everybody gets a turn.
“Steny, you carry my purse while I carry this croquet mallet.”
I guess I can look a gift horse in the mouth… a gift I’d like to return
“Well boys, let’s see how many babies we can kill now.”
“Hitler and Stalin were pikers.”
“No, dude, I am the one who is going to whack Boehner in the nuts!”
“Granny! What a big stick you have!”
“The better to ram socialism down your throat with!”
Reconciliation? We don’t need no steenking reconciliation!
SanFraNan: I think this will be big enough to pound the heads of the American people…..
“Now that Obamacare has passed, lets go smash the Constitution!”
To borrow from one of my plaques:
“She’s never been the same since that house fell on her sister.”
Lets Go Bust Their Balls Because We Can and They Can’t Do Anything About It.
Puppets on Parade
“I thought I had misplaced it, I must have accidently sat on it.. who knew it would fit up there?!”
“……and then I said, oh yeah? Well this is how I look when I put my nose waaaaaay up Obama’s ass…..”
Nancy cackled as she led all the old folks to the gas chamber to administer Obamacare’s ” Final Solution”.
“With this hammer, we represent the blue takeover of America. You will bow before us and we will laugh.”
Then I takes the hammer and says, “Stupak, I got a deal for youse, ya can’t say no to.”
‘This gavel is now in the hands of the Children’ – Pelosi, upon becoming the Speaker
She was singin’
Don’t turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, uh-oh
You’re in his eye
And you’ll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die
SanFranNan: “We laugh now but I know November is coming. OK Dems, enjoy it while it lasts!”
Madalyn
We don’t have to fool all of the people all of the time. We just needed to fool 216 of them. We did that with 3 fools left over.
I played “Bash-The-People” with my mallet and won. (Reference to “Bash-The-Gopher” game)
Sung to the song “If I Had A Hammer.”
With this here big hammer,
I broke up the Constitution….
“There’s a sucker born every day.” That is why it took 219 days to pass this bill.
Say hello to my little friend.
“If they caught me with her on a public street in the old days, there’d be a hangin’!”
http://www.scottfactor.com
“Oh thank goodness I found the hammer… now if I can just remember where I left the sickle”
Ped Piper Pelosi leading the democRATS over the cliff!
@Donald Bly: LOL! That one’s got my vote!
That was really good, Donald!
Thanks for the laughs, everyone! Keep ’em coming!
A sad song for a sad country..
w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnwJ5KIcKX4
We’re off to see the wizard…..
This sure is a happy group for just being called racial slurs and being spat on…..
Have they found any film to back up their claim ????
W
@Donald Bly: That is a really good one! If we had voting things next to comments I bet it would win.
@warner: Barbara Streisand?
Not today!
At least go with the Judy Collins version:
👿 Mike, how about a caption contest for the photo of Pelosi with the ahem, flag? 😉
WHAT hammer did did you find my long lost hammer? i miss it still ,maybe the rats took it there.
Hey, Steny. Tell Barney to come up front and get a load of Pelosi’s “hammer”.
Caption ha..
“Does this hammer make me look fat.. .say it… i dare you.”
Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
Ok, now that we have the final verse . . . this truly has to be Nancy’s swan song. Funny to read what John had to say about this song, lol.
TALLGRASS very 🙄 funny to make joke about my lost and found hammer now it is PATVANN who has it bye
Thank you everyone for your praise of my caption. I do appreciate the kudo’s
It was that or the following:
Where the hell is that B-Rob… he’s making us look really stupid over at Flopping Aces.
“The rule is, obey the constitution tomorrow and obey the constitution yesterday – but never obey the constitution today.” -The White Queen
Sheep walking to a November slaughter!!
We didn’t have to fool all of the people all of the time. We just had to fool enough of them long enough to get elected. Thank God for fools.
Oh were just going to do a little renovation in the documents chambers, you know clean out all those dingy outdated parchment thingies. I have some great ideas for some little red books instead, make sure theres one for everybody, its only fair!
DEAD MAN WALING! MAKE WAY! DEAD MAN WALKING HERE!! ( Sorry lady, we just cant tell) DEAD MAN WALKING!