Pick the best caption out of each poll below. There were so many entries I didn’t want to just list them all, dividing them into groups seemed easier for everyone to read. So pick your favorite out of each group:
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Is there a way to make the whole caption show?
Missing from Group A:
Pelosi went into great detail on Sunday in describing what human CO2 emissions do to the atmosphere of our planet. When asked about her own hot air, she was quoted as saying, “I do not..I repeat..do NOT breathe!”
From Group E:
“My precious, I must have my precious…ooops the cameras are rolling, what did I say?, Crap! Uh, the CIA under orders from Bush were putting words in my mouth…that was not me you just heard…it was Cheney, yes that’s it…it was Cheney”~
I fixed the first one and the other one is there….there is a limit to the number of letters allowed with the poll program
Right..cool..thanks! 🙂
I thought she was trading Botox by the barrel.
If I ever get my hands on the garment worker that made this outfit, I will strangle them to death.
This pic reminds me of the time I put in my kids’ DVD of Toy Story, and left it on GERMAN instead of English. Watching Woody tell all the other toys that moving day has been moved up was simply PRICELESS!!!! Try it. It was exactly like this photo.
This is like eating at a New York Diner…too many damn choices. I’ll pass on voting.
Five! Five Dolllar! Five Dollar foot looonngs!!
Can you put “I” in front of
can behead you with these Barry. So cover my back or else.
Thanks a bunch.
I probably should have said “hey Bill where is my sax”
I voted for myself, how D-baggin I am.
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog, too”
i love how people keep posting captions
I had to read that first one in “Group A” twice to realize it was not saying “Gophers”:
“The streets will flow with the blood of the GOPers!”
It kept putting me in mind of the movie Caddyshack:
SANDY [Head Grounds Keeper with heavy Scottish brougue]: Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the course.
CARL: Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.
SANDY: Not golfers, you great git! Gophers- the little brown, furry rodents!
CARL: We can do that. We don’t even need a reason.
I only ended up in the majority when I voted in Group A, but the rest of my votes were in the top 50%, & usually in the top 3, so I’m not a complete 3 sigma outlier data point.
I kinda like “MAN I really wish I had a burger THIS BIG”…..but that’s just me.
Admiral, you have failed me for the last time (Vader like voice)
It looks like the polls are closed. How do I go about picking the 1st place prizes from the Flopping Aces store without getting charged? Thanks, this was fun.
Sorry Mike, can’t be five winners. The top five just went into the finals (six actually since two were tied)