Books That Explain Obama to Children

Thanks MataH. It’s just something about Obama that reminds me of the Sneetches and Green Eggs and Ham.

Thanks Wordsmith. You know I have a fondness for Dr. Seuus.

It’s too bad he’s not still alive to do more of his political cartoons:

http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/Frame.htm

The Amazing Flip Flop Machine is nothing short of brilliant. You missed your calling, guy. You should be writing children’s books that teach American History.

Totally awesome and hilarious!

To better educate my children about obama, should i have them read animal farm or 1984?

Mike, very creative, great material, but I must take exception with the title. Forget the kids, this is material that the card carrying Democrat can understand and use to apply logic and reason.

Seriously, this genre may be an effective and potent weapon for reaching out to semi-literate lemmings with the Obama bumper stickers: although the concepts may need to be simplified to even more basic levels.

Our enemies who are rushing forward to destroy our country are comprised of two groups, the dupers and the dupees. The dupers are the wealthy communists and those who seek to control and manipulate the system, they strive to be within the Elite Circle (Respect to Orwell) that controls people and their economies, these people despise concepts of freedom for the common man; greed and control is their religion. They are not necessarily stupid, but they are swept away in their lust for power and control, that they are habitually and hopelessly corrupt. The second group, the dupees are the brain benumbed of limited intellectual capacity, who are doing poorly in life’s game and have little or no hope to prosper. They see Obama as the guiding light and savior image that will place them ahead of all the bright and lucky people with a house of the hill, it may be a forlorn hope, it is at least still hope. This is desperation becoming apparent by the dupees clinging to the Marxist Fraud in the White House, while corruption and incompetence are displayed daily by Obama’s moronic crew.

To reach dupees with intellectual debate and logic is a forlorn hope. This simple child’s medium may well be our most effective means to reach this group of disaffected voters.

Paine, Revere, and Adams were dealing with a population that was far superior in intellectual capabilities. If those same messages were written today, how many young Americans or Democrats could recognize the beaut of the concepts. Those Older Americans were grounded in the daily struggle to survive and they had not undergone twelve years of Leftist Indoctrination: the teaching of the advantages of the “Nanny State” and the fraud of the Global Warming Hoax as being critical to survival.

Our lowest common denominator has taken the hook deep and are righteously complacent in their devotion and secure in the false belief that Obama and the state will care for them and even love them. These imbeciles represent our best opportunity to deplete Obama’s support and your medium may well be the most effective method to penetrate the dense bone of the Democrat skull.

Yes, I know political cartoons are common, but most are designed for a clever mind with at least double or triple entants of pun or logic that all too often fires way above the cerebral capacities of the average Democrat dupee.

I humbly beseech you Mike, to consider your options. There may be serious opportunity in these comedic panels! B the way, these lines are meant to be a major compliment to your work. Well done, well done indeed!

May I suggest a review of the “comedy of humours” genre of the type first written by Ben Johnson. It is a humor type, where humorous characters are ruled by a particular passion, trait, disposition or humor. For instance, Al Gore could be ruled by a false sanctimonious piety that masks his greed or Obama is overshadowed by a bumbling stupidity without his trusty teleprompter. It boils down to a physiological interpretation of character and personality. Johnson’s best examples of this humor are Every Man In His Humour (1598) and Every Man Out Of His Humour (1599).

Obama, Gore, and Biden all have excellent names for the use of aptronyms, names that fit their occupation, nature, or character and thus they are all ripe to be exploited in comedic form.

From: All’s Well That Ends Well… Act 2, Scene 2

background: A chaste heroine who is burning with sexual desire for a man who is repulsed by her. A hero who isn’t. A Countess who is concerned whether her servant has the means to satisfy her carnal desires.

Lavatch I have an answer that will serve all men.

Countess Marry, that’s a bountiful answer that fits all questions.

Lavatch It is like a barber’s chair that fits all buttocks: the pin-buttock, the brawn buttock, or any buttock.

Countess Will your answer serve fit to all questions?

Lavatch As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as our French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tib’s rush for Tom’s forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove Tuesday, a morris for May Day, as the nail to his hole, as a scolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun’s lip to the friar’s mouth, nay as the pudding to his skin.

Countess Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness or all questions?

Lavatch From beyond your Duke to beneath your constable, it will fit any question.

Countess It must be an answer of most monstrous size that fit all demands.

Thus Shakespeare used bawdy comedy and the pun to lure 17th century men away from the brothels, public torture and decapitations, bull and bear baiting, and dog fighting; and into the Globe theater with standing room only crowds.

The same Puritains who first settled on our shores were disgusted with the Globe’s wickedness and were always trying to shut it down, so that men could amuse themselves with the other novel pastimes that London offered. Thus my periphrastic and circumlocutory point is that humor can be a powerful weapon and you use it well, thank you Mike.

P&T. In the filter.