Democratic Party Circus Full O’Clowns

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Ok everyone, it’s -15 here in Cleveland, Ohio. We’re expecting 5-8″ of global warming goodness tomorrow in addition to the balmy breeze that brings frostbite. SO, to keep us all from melting via Gore goodness, I bring you the continuing storrrrrrrrrrrry of the Democratic Party’s Presidential nomination process. [NOTE: this works best if you have some circus music in an mp3 playing in the background].

For those of you to numb from the stupidity (not the cold ’cause there is no cold-it’s “warming” in DNC newspeak)…here’s what’s happening:

  • Senator Barack Obama has used his fantastic oratory skills to stir everyone who hears him, to get their support, their money, to do so without actually saying much, and without ever having done anything. In the course of doing so, he’s passed Senator Clinton in the delegate count, passed her in the popular vote, financially blowing her away (again, no wind chill analogy here, and not a slam on Clinton Presidential history either), he’s gathering momentum, and if the trends continue he will be near a tie with her at the DNC convention.
  • Senator Clinton has fired her campaign manager, and as a demonstration of the “agent of change” mantra that she’s proclaimed, has hired her old time chief of staff from the years her husband was President. She’s still close to a tie in the delegate and popular votes with Senator Obama, and she’s done so without insulting his oratory skills, but rather complimenting them (probably since any word involving the root of “oral” just sets off her opponents and gets people like Rush Limbaugh downright orgasmic with glee).

So, will it come down to a delegate here or there when the convention rolls around? Will Washington D.C. or the U.S. Virgin Islands decide if an inexperienced (DNC newspeak for “unaccomplished”) Senator from Illinois gets the nomination, OR will Alaska and Hawaii determine if the carpetbagging Clinton/”agent of change” will be nominated to represent the Democratic Party in November? Well, neither. It comes down to a special group of 700+ people anointed by the Democratic Party’s incredibly complex set of special rules. These 700 people are more important than the people who campaigned and voted for either Senator Clinton or Senator Obama. The 700 are more important than the voters of Alaska, Hawaii, Washington D.C., the U.S. Virgin Islands, and a dozen other states all combined. The nomination will be determined by these anointed superdelegates.

This is where it gets fun. Do you know who these “superdelegate “people are? Do you know who the people are that will decide the nominee for the Democratic Party? Like I said, it’s not the voters. It’s people like:

  • former President Carter,
  • former Vice President Al Gore,
  • former President Bill Clinton, and yes,
  • Senator Clinton is a superdelegate too.

I dunno about you, but I get the biggest laugh in the world out of the idea that Jimmy Carter could decide who wins the nomination for the Democratic Party. Given the notorious bad blood between Vice President Al “That’s Hot” Gore and the Clintons (a vestige of the Monica Lewinsky affair), I find it funny to think that she could lose because of how she and her husband handled (no pun intended) his infidelity and dishonorable deeds.

As someone who is a registered Democrat, traditionally voted Democrat, but is clearly a national security conservative, I have raged for years that the Democratic Party is beholden to elitist power brokers bent on partisan domination rather than patriotic dedication. To that end, I find it sad and funny (in a dark humor kinda way) that the nomination of the Democratic Party could go to Senator Clinton based on the votes of her husband, and herself rather than the will of Democrats as expressed in total votes and committed delegate votes. Such an action would divide the party and unequivocally point out the true nature of what it has become in the past 20yrs. Things need to change in the DNC, and this might be the only way.

The funny part? It’s simple. Check out the list of who the superdelegates are, and the list of uncommitted superdelegates. If that doesn’t make one snarf coffee on their monitor, I don’t know what would.

Stay warm

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I have been wondering what happens if Obama gets the popular vote but Clinton wins with the delegate count. Do Democrats that supported Obama then get mad and not vote ?

And what impact does it have on the party if the DNC tries to forces a Clinton/Obama ticket ?

I see no good out come for either party this year.

‘to be clear, the nomination will be decided (is being decided right now) by the 700 superdelegates….not the people who support the Democratic Party, but by its establishment.”

I understand this, my question is do the voters understand this and how do you think they will react when there pick is not the nominee?

I speculate that if Obama gets the most votes ( popular vote) and Clinton wins with delegates that alot of voters are going to be very angry and there will be a backlash.
Much has been written about the problems that the Republican party is having between conservatives and McCain but not much on what is happening on the Democratic side.

If after the dust settles both parties are fractured by in fighting all Americans lose.

Superdelegatski! The Demokratki Politburo stands ready to assist the Party’s Glorious Leadership Central Committee — when is the big parade in Guantanamo Square? Onward Comrads!

Here’s some circus music:

http://www.billsrailroad.net/bills-music/circus-parade.mid

Beware! Democrats are only too aware of the problem of a nasty convention between Obama and Hillary. Watch out for the Dream Ticket of Hillary/Obama. If that happens, the news media will go on for months as if it was the second coming and they cared.

(rubbing hands) Mwuahahahahaha!!

Show Elections are important to the Politburo, later we will award the jobs and titles as the Party sees fit.

It is also possible that the super delegates will choose based on who they feel is the most electable.
We have to remember that the USA is not a democracy it is a republic, some votes just don’t count in some parties. for instance, Idaho for the Democrats, or New York for the Republicans.
If the Democrats hope to win in 2008 they would be best served in nominating the candidate that can do best in the important swing states/battleground states. One of the problems for the Republicans is that McCain has won many of his delegates in states like CA and NY where he will have little chance of winning in Nov.

Yes indeed, the US is not a Democracy, especially here in the People’s Republic of California. Would someone please invade us and set us free? Our economy is tanking like Hugo Chavez’s, with rich people fleeing to Frete states causing declining job-growth, and through over-regulation and over-spending, under the Rhinocrat Shwarzzenkennedy it’s now worse than when we re-called the last crappy Governor…

“Free” (cough)

The deal-making is going on right now so it can all be settled before the convention, and then the DNC can use the convention as a photo op for unification.

You know it.

I pray that they choose Hillary tho, we need her to get that nomination to ensure the Republican gets in.

Obama is just as dangerous as she is, but he has a better chance of winning the general since he isn’t running on anything….just hope. With her as the nominee we can be pretty certain that she will lose the general.

Would be bad for Republicans and the country…..a nightmare really.

I’m taking bets on the exact time and date that the Clintons steal the nomination. get all the delegates you can Barack, but it wont do you any good, Hillery has spoken so let it be.

Clark… The man who almost started WWIII in Kosovo (and off the coast of Albania) in 1999…. Lovely… One more in a VERY long lists of reasons NOT to vote Democrat.