“Mike Huckabee! You just won the Republican Iowa Caucuses…what are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to Pakistan!”
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
But Fred soldiers on. Time to open up the wallet again.
Eric, methinks you’d do better with a 3point plan for sure comfort:
1) order a Flopping Aces steinmug
2) fill with beer
3) consume and go back to step 2 (repeat as necessary)
While I would love for Eric to get that mug I would rather the money go to Fred.