The Babylon Bee
U.S.—After making it to the 198th trimester, Roe V. Wade has been aborted. Conceived all the way back on January 22, 1973, Roe V. Wade has been struck down after a decision was passed down today by the Supreme Court.
6 out of the 9 Justices decided to terminate the longstanding federal law. According to Doctors who performed the procedure, “Roe V Wade did not feel a thing as it was ripped apart word by word, syllable from syllable as it was fed through the paper shredder.”
According to sources, the Justices claimed court autonomy gave them the right to do whatever they wanted to do with this document even up to the moment of delivery. They claimed “Our Court Our Choice!” and ruled that it was their God-given right to take this fledgling, defenseless document that had barely begun its 198th trimester and terminated it on a whim.
Many pro-abortion activists have been immensely distraught and devastated by this action calling the decision “LITERALLY MURDER!” and that this is “not something the court alone can decide!”.
And we’ll have fewer leftists polluting red states by moving here.
This should be entertaining watching the looney left go batshit crazy over their sacred religious ritual being reigned in. The pinko feminists and their pinko beta male supporters will take to the streets and get violent. Hopefully we’ll have plenty of footage of them getting their skulls cracked just like we did when Antifa caught their lunch during the dems’ Summer of 2020 riots/insurrection.
I blame Obama for the ruling.
If Obama hadn’t tried to embarrass Donald Trump back in 2011, Trump never would have run for President and those justices would never have been there to vote that way.
That’s why the January 6th hoax is so vital Democrats.
So, abortion becomes a states’ right issue instead of a national one.
Big deal!
Here, in Utah, we had a “trigger law” ready to go into play the minute this happened, if it did.
So, what’s changed?
Instead of just saying “I want an abortion,” a woman must tell at least two doctors that, “if I don’t get an abortion I’ll kill myself.”
If that’s Utah’s new law I guess most states just simply allow abortion on demand.
Missouri, Tennessee and Texas immediately passed laws making killing babies illegal. Several more states are poised to do the same.
Thank you President Trump
Hope nobody in the house is a gun owner. THERE’S a red flag warning.
You did this to yourselves, barbaric abortion cultists.