Posted by Curt on 26 February, 2021 at 12:16 pm. 18 comments already!

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by Ace

No, really: They’ve decided to take jurisdiction in a local dog-napping because of the possibility that MAGA Terrorists kidnapped the dog because this idiot sang (or warbled) at Joe Biden’s (fake) inauguration.

Incredible:

FBI investigates whether the dognapping of Lady Gaga’s bulldogs was politically motivated because she sang at Biden’s inauguration

The FBI is reportedly probing whether the dognapping of Lady Gaga’s bulldogs was politically motivated

Source claimed it could be politically motivated since she sang at President Joe Biden’s inauguration

The revelation that Gaga’s dogs could have been ‘stolen for ransom’ comes just hours after horrifying video showed the moment her dog’s walker, Ryan Fischer, was shot in the chest in Los Angeles on Wednesday night

Fischer, 30, had been walking Gaga’s beloved dogs Koji, Miss Asia and Gustav, when he was shot in the chest

Two of Gaga’s dogs, Koji and Gustav, were stolen while her third bulldog, Miss Asia, managed to escape

…It’s currently unclear whether Gaga’s dogs were specifically targeted, but French bulldogs are in high demand and can sell for as much as $10,000 if they have pedigree lineage

Gaga, 34, is offering a $500,000 reward for the safe return of Gustav and Koji ‘no questions asked’

Without ransom demand (made by interstate communications), this is a purely local crime.



But the FBI wants to meet some celebrities, and also wants to target half the country as criminal terrorists, so.

There’s no evidence for this claim. This is all just speculation — or, more accurately, optimism on the FBI’s part that they can conduct further political investigations.

Meanwhile, the FBI takes the position that Antifa needs no investigating because it’s just an ideology.

While also meanwhile:

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