Posted by Curt on 24 May, 2023 at 9:55 am. 3 comments already!


by The Babylon Bee

After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.

“It’s a real Cinderella story,” said Dodgers owner Mark Walter. “Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined us being this gay.”

Despite humble beginnings, the Dodgers have transformed into a gay juggernaut over the past several years. “We put in the hard, gay work,” said Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. “Let me tell you–no one outside that locker room believed we could be more gay than the Cowboys. No one! But our players, our front office–we kept believing. We kept showing up, day after day, fully committed to gayness. Now here we are, kings of the gay mountain. This accomplishment belongs to every Dodgers player who laid the foundation. We stand on the shoulders of gay giants.”

As the Dodgers celebrated their stunning upset, the Dallas Cowboys organization was rocked by the news.

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