For reasons I may never understand, a lot of people in 2018 America regard victimhood as a sort of currency. The worse off you claim to be, the higher your status. Every minute of every day is a competition to see who’s the most oppressed. Who’s the most offended. And when your entire identity centers around how badly you’re being wronged, no slight is too slight. The better you’re doing in life, the harder you have to work to stay #woke.
Here’s Exhibit A. Jeff Sessions, speaking to the National Sheriffs’ Association on Monday:
"The office of Sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement. We must never erode this historic office" : Attorney General Jeff Sessions speaking at the National Sheriff's Association winter conference in DC. @vicenews pic.twitter.com/gPS6AbkS30
— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) February 12, 2018
Jeff Sessions: “Since our founding, the independently elected sheriff has been the people’s protector who keeps law enforcement close to and accountable to people through the elective process. The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement. We must never erode this historic office.”
Sessions said “Anglo-American.” You know what that means. That’s a racist dog-whistle. It’s just further proof that he’s a white supremacist!
Do you know anyone who says “Anglo-American heritage” in a sentence? What could possibly be the purpose of saying that other than to pit Americans against each other? For the chief law enforcement officer to use a dog whistle like that is appalling. Best NO vote I ever cast.
— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) February 12, 2018
Jeff Sessions literally called sheriffs a 'critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement'.
WTF is happening America??
How is this right?
How is this American?
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) February 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/misstessowen/status/963074531782004737
Yeah, Sessions could have been referring to that. But assuming anything but the worst is no fun. We need to scold him for talking about how our law enforcement tradition began 1,000 years ago in England. And of course, Obama meant something entirely different when he praised “the Anglo-American legal system” on the Senate floor in 2006. That was then, this is now. Let’s all pretend Jeff Sessions is saying that only white people can be cops. [disapproving hashtag] [angry emoji]
Here’s another horrible atrocity against designated victims everywhere:
For this tweet I am being told I am a racist, a ghoul and that I deserve to die. So I deleted the tweet. That's where we are.
— Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) February 12, 2018
Immigrants are good. That’s why using the word “immigrants” is bad.
Bari Weiss was making a reference to the musical Hamilton:
I’m pretty sure white people aren’t allowed to quote Hamilton, because the guy who wrote it isn’t white. That’s how it works when you’re Not a Racist™.
Or how about this, from io9:
The “missed opportunity” is that a couple of secondary characters in Marvel’s Black Panther are gay in the original comics, but the movie doesn’t come right out and tell you they’re gay. (What happened to saving something for the sequel?) No matter how “diverse” and “representational” you make your movie, it’ll never be enough. We can’t just enjoy superheroes doing superhero stuff. We gotta make it problematic.
I get offended by lots of things, every single day. I’m offended that some news outlets hate the Trump administration so much that they’ll swoon over representatives of a totalitarian slave state if they think it’ll hurt Mike Pence’s feelings.
In the Three Stooges were all victims of cercumstance
Also, immigrants can’t be white, can they? Or even Anglo-American.
I am offended that the media and their sycophants are too stupid to realize it doesn’t hurt Pence’s feelings but does damage to US relations with allies, our honor and prestige. Stupidity is not becoming of a superpower.
Yet they don’t mind ruining the lives of the “assailants”, do they? That’s offensive.