Harris Fulfills Babylon Bee Prophecy by Taking Advice From Hillary

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by Mary Chastain

I need to check Babylon Bee more often whenever I write up something because this has to be like the hundredth prophecy to come true.
 
Kamala Harris claimed the media would treat her better if she was a white male. You know, it has nothing to do with her condescending snobby attitude and lack of personality.
 

Buried in The New York Times article is that Harris turns to Hillary Clinton for advice. I mentioned it in my piece, too.

 

 
Hillary said: “There is a double standard; it’s sadly alive and well. A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that.”
 
(No, people don’t like you, Hillary, and they don’t like Kamala, either. You both are despicable and disgusting people.)
 
I had no idea the Babylon Bee wrote a satirical article about Harris crying to Hillary in July!
 

 

The Babylon Bee piece is hilarious:

“First things first Kamala,” explained Clinton. “Next time you’re tempted to cackle uncontrollably, just call half of the U.S. ‘a basket of deplorables’ instead. Sure it’s divisive and unpopular, but it’s a step in the right direction for you.”
 
“Now let’s practice what to say when people hound you over and over for your inexplicable decision to avoid the border.” continued Hillary. “Repeat after me: ‘What. Difference. Does. It. Make.’ Say that and everyone will be off your case in no time!”
 
Hillary ran through several drills to try and help Kamala not cackle when she asked things like “are you a socialist?” or “why are kids in cages?”.
 
After realizing that strategy was hopeless, Hillary had to give up and try something else.

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Could be worse, Kamala. You could be the most beautiful and intelligent first lady in history and be criticized relentlessly for being an immigrant (one of those damned legal ones), having an accent and only speaking 7 languages. Hell, idiot Biden can’t even speak one.

camala-slut is not literate in 7 languages.

if you look at camala-slut’s record both or personal and legal persuasions she is a hard core racist. she kissed the butts of brown, feinstein and boxer, all hard core socialist’s. she has been a frequent visitor to whore dog billy and hillary slut’s compound over the last several years and increased in the pre-election period.

Your sock puppetry is showing. There’s only one puppeteer hear that’s consistently that vulgar.

“Here,” of course…

We won’t even get into the obvious misogyny, which has become part of right-wing culture. The hatred for Harris is no different than the hatred for Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren, except perhaps for an addition of racism. It’s one of the driving forces behind the push to deprive women of reproductive choices.

Kumallover has brought all this upon herself. She gained her position through her positions, screwing Willie Brown to get promoted and, by virtue of her race and gender, moving on from there. She showed what a lying, vindictive bitch she is in the Kavanaugh hearings and she’s done nothing to rehabilitate that image since.

After a full year of service, what the hell has she done? What has she accomplished? All she does is whine (as she is fed whine-able questions by the sucking-up media) about how poorly she is treated because she’s a “person of color” (or, “colored person”?) and a woman. No, idiot whore, it’s because you are an abject failure, making the lives of Americans worse by the minute.

You leftists never show anyone any respect unless they have proven themselves to a worthless, America-hating socialist. So, here you go… a great big dose of your own medicine. SWALLOW.

Whoa Hillary said colored we know that RRRRAAAASIST