Good Thing Biden Beat Trump (Sarc)

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by Caitlin Johnstone

As we approach the halfway mark of this president’s first term, it’s good to consider the top seven reasons why he is so much better than his predecessor. 
 
As we approach the halfway point of President Joe Biden’s first term, it’s probably a good time to talk about all the wonderful things he has done for the world and remind ourselves how bad it would have been if the election results had turned out differently in November 2020.
 
Here are the top seven reasons why I’m very glad Joe Biden won that election instead of the evil, sinister Donald Trump.
 
1. Trump would have continued abusing immigrants and keeping kids in cages.
 
Thank goodness that’s over now!
 


 


 
2. Trump was normalizing and whitewashing neo-Nazis.
 
Neo-Nazis! Can you believe it? Actual neo-Nazis! Why’d we even fight a world war only to turn around and start getting cuddly with Nazis?
 


 


 
3. If Trump had won, the war in Yemen would still be underway.
 
I’m so grateful Joe Biden won so that he could fulfill his campaign promise and end the worst mass atrocity in the world.
 


 


 
4. Without President Biden, the Iran nuclear deal would still be dead.
 
One of the most dangerous things Trump did during his presidency was inflame tensions in the Middle East by tearing up the JCPOA. Thank goodness he didn’t win, otherwise Biden wouldn’t have been able to set things right and restore the deal so that tensions can begin to de-escalate.
 


 


 
5. Trump would have kept inflating America’s already bloated military budget.
 
Luckily, we’ve got President Biden in charge, who understands that militarism only leads to more war and all those hundreds of billions can better serve the American people at home.

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Worse than idiot Biden’s campaign lies are the things he said he’d do that he actually did, like open our southern border, invite millions of unvetted illegal immigrants in with free health care, end our energy independence, socialize our economy, normalize child sex abuse and destroy our society with woke stupidity. Idiot Biden’s broken promises defrauds his supporters. The promises he kept destroys the nation.

Biden sucks up to Russia and China and kisses their rings he kisses the Robes of the Eco-Freak masters who own the Democrat party and are well financed and he cow-tows to the Gun Control tyrants and despots and the Media bottom feeders covers up for him as they did with both the Clintons and Obama

“Biden” (whoever is behind him, I mean) kept many things that Trump did.

Because they worked.