Dear Colin Kaepernick,
I heard about your recent “protest“ before the 49ers preseason game on Friday.
While everyone else in the stadium stood solemnly and respectfully for the national anthem, you sat and twiddled your thumbs. At first I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I figured you were warming the bench just out of force of habit. Then I thought you were perhaps resting so that you’d have the strength and stamina to run and fetch the water bottles for the starters during timeouts.
Alas, your intentions weren’t nearly so practical or selfless. You were making a statement, it turns out. Most athletes who’ve signed $100 million deals try to make their statements on the field, but, appropriately, you decided to make yours on the sidelines.
And what was it that you were trying to say? Well, now that your stunt has briefly propelled you out of obscurity and back into the spotlight, you’ve had the opportunity to elaborate at length. You claim to be upset about the fact that our country “oppresses black people and people of color.” You say that cops are “getting away with murder.” You say you can’t show pride in the flag or the country as long as blacks are being persecuted. You say you’re upset that police officers have “less training than cosmetologists.” You say a bunch of other stuff that you probably got from Facebook memes.
Fortunately for you, the sports media is largely comprised of left-wing halfwits who are so outwardly and absurdly biased that they make MSNBC anchors blush. You’re always sure to impress them by coming out as a woman or a communist or a Muslim or a cop-hater or whatever. It’s no surprise that they’re now describing you with all of the familiar superlatives reserved for athletes who repeat talking points from the Approved Opinions Handbook. “Courageous,” “brave” etc. The talking heads on ESPN would be emitting literal squeals of ecstasy if only you’d roped “homophobia” and “transphobia” into your protest. If you did it while wearing a dress, they’d build a shrine to you in Bristol and make holy pilgrimages to it. There’s still time, Colin.
Now, as a somewhat cynical observer, I must confess that I struggle to see where the ”courage” comes into play here. You attempted to highlight your own bravery (a big red flag, by the way) by speculating that you might lose your endorsement deals and maybe even your job because of your statement. What you failed to mention is that you were sure to lose both of those things anyway because you’re not a very good quarterback. Indeed, it’s kind of curious that you stood for the national anthem every other year of your football career, right up until this summer, when you just so happened to be weeks away from getting beat for the starting job by a castoff from the Jacksonville Jaguars. It seems that your willingness to “lose your job because of your beliefs” is similar to my willingness to forfeit my chance at getting accepted into the NASA astronaut candidate program because of mine.
In fact, now that you’ve become a political activist, you might make the team just because the 49ers don’t want to be accused of firing you for being a political activist. And if you don’t make the team, you can always cite your activism as the reason, rather than your 78.5 quarterback rating. I’m sure this is all just a coincidence, but it does seem awfully similar to the fabled Michael Sam strategy, which is to compete for a spot on the team not by becoming a better player but by becoming a sacred cow. If that’s what you were shooting for, the good news is that it may indeed be enough to extend your NFL life a little while. The bad news is that eventually everyone will stop caring and before long you’ll be up north tossing interceptions for the Edmonton Eskimos. I don’t know that you’ll find Canada preferable to the United States, but at least you can stand for their anthem without your conscience feeling so burdened. Or maybe not.
One thing is for sure: You didn’t seem to too worried about oppression when you turned your garage into a walk-in closet to house for your massive collection of shoes, most of which were stitched together in Chinese sweatshops by starving children working for 30 cents an hour, and then marketed and sold at four times the cost to poor black kids who should be buying books instead of gaudy, overpriced sneakers. I don’t think any self-respecting man should have more than a few pair in the first place, but I can’t imagine how a humanitarian like yourself, who’s so publicly and demonstratively disgusted by “oppression,” could buy 500 shoes that were made by slaves on the other side of the world. Call me a stickler, but that seems a little inconsistent. Even hypocritical.
But putting aside these interesting questions about your sincerity and integrity, I think it could be worthwhile to address your points at face value. As far as that goes, it seems you have only the one point, and it’s a point we’ve heard a million times before, often from wealthy black or biracial athletes like yourself, or from our black president, or from our black attorney general, or from various black congressmen and media members, or from black pop stars, or from black mayors of cities with police departments run by black people. All of these figures — some of them among the richest and most powerful in the world — tell us the same thing: America is a racist country that systematically oppresses its black citizens.
If that’s true, it must be said that America is, without a doubt, the most clumsy and ineffectual racial oppressor in history. When North Korea oppresses its citizens, they starve to death. When African warlords oppress their people, entire villages are butchered and burned. When ISIS oppresses the people it conquers, women and children are raped and killed. When America oppresses racial minorities, they become presidents and NFL quarterbacks. There seems to be a disconnect here.
Hey Kaepernick you poor pathetic excuse for a man maybe instead of football you should be a ballet dancer,chess player or plink on a piano after all Footballs a mans game and your a spoiled little brat who misses your playpen and if you think america is so oppresive then your free to leave any time you like don’t bother ever returning
I was once a fan, no more