CHICAGO, IL—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot just owned Trump with a powerful, epic clapback as the two politicians fire insults back and forth. She commissioned several local gangs to spell out the message, “TRUMP IS BAD” in bullet holes.
“This powerful message of love and harmony shows that Chicago is united against Trump’s brand of hate and violence,” Lightfoot said at the unveiling of the mural. “We will not tolerate any of Trump’s hate in our city.”
At that very moment, Lightfoot suddenly bent backward and dodged several bullets fired by rival gangs as though she were Neo in The Matrix. “As you can see, our city is one of peace and love and tolerance.”
All the gang members who shot the mural into existence are now dead from gang violence, but their message will live on as a powerful reminder that Chicago will not stoop to Trump’s rhetoric.
Not to be outdone, Trump has instructed the military to spell out “CHICAGO IS STUPID” with bombs dropped on Chicago.
BTW Lightfoot looks more like Beetlejuice every day. Especially around the eyes.
The satire is scary when the truth gets so close to resemblance.
Have ever wondered why Chicago is called the Windy City? its because of stupid liberal democratic Airheads like Lori Lightfoot stupider then a stump dumber then a sack full of rocks
one must realize that the gang members in chi., can not read, write or spell much less articulate a full sentence in english. it is obvious that they had help from the lesbo, HIV positive mayor. she is sooo fugly her face could stop a train. combine this with being brainless and one bad combination. she was born in massillon, ohio. she is not from chi.-cheap democrap import and impostor as a leader.
Mayor Lightfoot: Defund the police… but keep enough to protect my house