by The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—”Can’t Do Much About That!” is President Biden’s official slogan for his upcoming 2024 re-election campaign. The Biden administration unveiled the slogan this morning and noted that it is a direct quote from the president himself, intended to capture Biden’s mysterious folksy charm and no-nonsense attitude.
Deputy Chief of Staff Jen Blackwoman said, “We want Americans to see the president as a kindly old man who can barely tie his shoes. Our ‘Can’t Do Much About That’ slogan is designed to remind everyone that Biden is not responsible for anything bad happening and that he has no control whatsoever of the state of the union.”
“We feel voters will really respond to this idea that they can’t blame him for anything.”
Sources close to the president confirmed the slogan serves a dual purpose. His handlers can’t get him to remember anything so they picked a phrase he says a lot anyway.
Our southern border is far more a National Security interest as there is an active invasion underway. 2 million illegal aliens in 2021 alone.
biden is compromised by the CCP. xi tells him what to do.
Just like ‘Biden greenlights chemical attack on Ukraine’. YOU’RE A LYING PUTIN TROLL.
Only in your weak mind…
Here is why biden is greenlighting putin…
Highest Gasoline Prices in History Hit All 50 States, National Avg Increased 20 Cents in Just Four Days
The nationwide average for regular gas is now $4.32 a gallon, according to AAA. Just yesterday it was $4.25. In just a few days gasoline has eclipsed the highest price ever recorded by 20¢. The previous record was $4.11 in July 2008. Unfortunately, there is no end in sight. Anecdotally, my neighborhood gas station went up 75¢/gal in just three days and is now $4.95.
Nationally, Diesel prices are also at record highs, with the average cost at $5.06 a gallon, up almost twenty cents overnight from Wednesday to Thursday. This will increase transportation costs for all goods being delivered. The speed of the current rate of increase is very troublesome.
(Current gas price in West Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA)
biden is desperate to get the American people mind off of his manufactured dumpster wildfire
What?
YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! Did you get let out of your ward, like that pedophile Rittenhouse put down in Kenosha??
What a lunatic you are!
Only a crazy person would come to another website and blast propaganda, then call the people there crazy.
It’s like most crazy people, though. They don’t know reality from the voices in their head..or the voices from CNN.
Idiot Biden has proven he can’t do much about anything. He creates disasters and is helpless to deal with them. Only the next disaster distracts from the previous one.
Green lighting Putin’s invasion of Ukraine could be his greatest work yet.
On a related note: Half of American IQs lessened by lead in gasoline, study says
My IQ 141.
What’s yours?
Wow. greg is CRAZY, and STUPID!
It’s people like him who can’t help but follow the Left and ruin democracy for the rest of us high IQ, thinking people.
Yuck.
More likely that’s your weight.
It’s hard for Leftists to fathom they are the party of, statistically, lower IQ’s and lower education.
Some just can’t handle it.
Goosestepper “More likely that’s your weight.”
Ooooooo boy ya got him again! you shouldnt have dropped out in grade school you made have made it to “I know you are but What am I?” or “I am rubber you are glue”
How will Nate ever recover !
I frequently have diagnosed greggie the village idiot. He smoked his LSD laced funny smokes while peeling potatoes in Vietnam. That is where he got his experience in economics, epidemiology, foreign affairs, environment, science, physics, mental health and legal degrees. How else can he be so elegant in his frequent not accurate posts here.
Are you trying to explain something about the positions you take and defend?
Another vaccine side effect and crappy educational system they are making excuses for like whistles cause soccer players to keel over and johnny cant read cause he still has his penis.
Your side effect on full display every time you post. cuckoo.
The Babylon Bee hit it out of the park with this one!
He has no idea what he’s saying.
He lately even repeated the utterly debunked lies about Russia, Russia, Russia.
He has, not so recently, repeated the debunked lie that Trump believed there were “fine people” among the white supremicists.
He still repeats the debunked lie that the vaccines work and are safe.
He has no idea what he’s saying.
03/11/22 – Russia plans to limit Instagram and label Meta an extremist group
They won’t deny outgoing access to Putin’s trolls. They just don’t want outside news coming IN to Russia.
It’s fun to watch you shit yourself.
Why don’t you just write “Juden” in chalk on our lapels instead of “Putin-troll” or “Trump Voter” or “Anti-vaxxer”.
You know want to.
You people all want blood, but you’ll never have the balls to come and get it.
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE.
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE…
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE….
Boy, that did nothing in the grand scheme of the world.
Let’s get back to discussing the Truth and making fun of greg’s pea-brain.
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE
THIS IS A PUTIN TROLL SITE
Still nothing.
Keep going, though. You ARE an impotent broken record at this point, and your posts do nothing for your cause.
He’s finally earned a kindergarten time out. Five year olds right?
Hey, I have a site question. Why did the icon to post a photo disappear? I had a good photo to post and I don’t have the icon any more. Or, is that just on my computer. Is it because this is a Putin troll site?
Ha! We only ban Nazi troll sites which made Greg very upset.
I’ll look into it.
When you press these people, they always reveal just how immature, under experience, and under educated they really are.
How about Bound to Fail? as a slogan?