by The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a forceful press conference today, Biden called for whoever the President is to “clean up this mess” in Afghanistan.
“Listen folks, this is ridiculous!” said President Biden. “Who’s running this country anyway? I demand accountability! The President must be held responsible for this debacle!”
An aide attempted to whisper in his ear that he was the President, but Biden whirled around and punched the aide right in the nose in a flurry of righteous anger.
“How dare you sneak up on me while I’m holding the President to account!” said Biden.
The press conference was then abruptly interrupted by the evening call to prayer.
It would be funnier if it wasn’t so close to the truth.
New Break following the pervs address to the nation:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a forceful press conference today, Biden called for whoever the President is to “clean up this mess” in Afghanistan.
“Listen folks, this is ridiculous!” said President Biden. “Who’s running this country anyway? I demand accountability! The President must be held responsible for this debacle!”
An aide attempted to whisper in his ear that he was the President, but Biden whirled around and punched the aide right in the nose in a flurry of righteous anger.
“How dare you sneak up on me while I’m holding the President to account!” said Biden.
The press conference was then abruptly interrupted by the evening call to prayer.
The Bee
Its your mess Biden you fix it quit blaming Trump for your Bumbling and Stumbling
Where are any of these 500 now? Would any care to change their position?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/09/24/nearly-500-generals-admirals-endorse-joe-biden-blast-donald-trump/3503917001/
Gibbs’ Rule #45: Left a mess I gotta clean up. So who is in charge?? the pedophile. his watch his mess and he and his cabinet knew it was coming way back on 1/20/2021. moron did the BS photo ops instead of taking care of business