Bad news, celebs. Trump won. GTFO of the country as you promised

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These celebrities have promised to leave the country if Donald Trump was elected.

1. Jon Stewart

Who? Political satirist.

Where would he move? Another planet.

“I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers,” he told reporters. 

2. Chelsea Handler

Who? Comedian.

Where would she move? Spain.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case, so all of these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t, I will leave the country,” she said on Live with Kelly and Michael.

(Weirdly, she called Trump charming in the same interview.)

3. Neve Campbell

Who? House of Cards actress.

Where would she move? Canada.

“His honesty is terrifying,” she told Huffington Post UK.

4. Barry Diller

Who? Founder of IAC Interactive.

Where would he move? Unspecified.

“If Donald Trump doesn’t fall, I’ll either move out of the country or join the resistance,” he told Bloomberg.

5. Lena Dunham

Who? Creator of Girls.

Where would she move? Vancouver.

“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” she said at the Matrix Awards.

6. Keegan-Michael Key

Who? Star of Key & Peele.

Where would he move? Canada.

“It’s easy. It’s like 10 minutes from Detroit and that’s where I’m from,” he told TMZ.

7. Chloë Sevigny

Who? Actress and guest star in Portlandia.

Where would she move? Nova Scotia.

She answered simply, “Nova Scotia” to a question of where she would move if Trump were elected.

8. Al Sharpton

Who? Activist.

Where would he move? Out of here.

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone, while I’m also reserving my ticket out of here if he wins,” he said at a press conference.

9. Natasha Lyonne

Who? Actress in Orange Is the New Black.

Where would she move? A mental hospital.

“[I’ll move] to a mental hospital for a while because you’re like ‘why is this happening?'” she said.

10. Eddie Griffin

Who? Comedian.

Where would he move? Africa.

“He’s good at making money, but he’s ignorant…If Trump wins, I’m moving to Africa,” he told DJ Vlad.

11. Spike Lee

Who? Director of Malcolm X.

Where would he move? …Brooklyn.

If Trump wins, he’ll be “moving back to the republic of Brooklyn, New York,” he reported to Vanity Fair.

12. Amber Rose

Who? Model.

Where would she move? Unspecified.

“I can’t even think about it! I’m moving, I’m out! I can’t. And I am taking my son with me!” she told US Weekly.

13. Samuel L. Jackson

Who? Actor.

Where would he move? South Africa.

“He’s just running for popularity. C’mon, just let it go,” he said on The View.

14. Cher

Who? Singer.

Where would she move? Jupiter

“IF HE WERE TO BE ELECTED, IM MOVING TO JUPITER >:|” she tweeted.

15. George Lopez

Who? Comedian and star of George Lopez.

Where would he move? Mexico.

“If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration, we’ll all go back,” he told TMZ.

16. Barbra Streisand

Who? Singer.

Where would she move? Australia or Canada.

“He has no facts. I don’t know, I can’t believe it. I’m either coming to your country [Australia], if you’ll let me in, or Canada,” she told Australian journalist Michael Usher.

17. Raven-Symoné

Who? Actress and host of The View.

Where would she move? Canada.

“My confession for this election is if any Republican gets nominated, I’m going to move to Canada with my entire family. I already have my ticket,” she said on The View.

Note: Her leaving was contingent on any Republican candidate winning the election–not just Trump.

18. Whoopi Goldberg

Who? Actress and host of The View.

Where would she move? Unspecified.

“I don’t want it to be America. Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know,” she said.

19. Omari Hardwick

Who? Actor in Power.

Where would he move? Italy.

“I’ll move from Denver to Italy… If Donald Trump wins the presidency, I’m out,” he told The Wrap. 

20. Miley Cyrus

Who? Pop star.

Where would she move? Unspecified.

“My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!” she wrote in an Instagram post.

21. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Who? Supreme Court Justice.

Where would she move? New Zealand.

“I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president… Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she told The New York Times.

22. Amy Schumer

Who? Comedian and actress.

Where would she move? Spain.

“I will need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain or somewhere… It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s too crazy,” she  told BBC Newsnight.

23. Katie Hopkins

Who? British columnist.

Where would she move? America!

“If Donald Trump wins the race to the White House I’m moving to America,” she tweeted. “Daring to bare what some people really think.”

All we ask is that you make good on your promises. Donald Trump’s first act should be making a C141 available to transport these fine people to a destination of their choice beyond our borders.

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Epic win for the non-celebrity, non-liberal majority here in the States.

Now comes the 24/7 vilification of “how could this happen?”

The cultural elite have been living on another planet for a long time.

Good to see that the media/entertainment industry is not the 4th Branch of the government, after all.

Bad side: Trump Derangement Syndrome will be way, way worse than BDS.

I don’t watch the view because those women are so vile but I wonder if they blew their heads this morning.

I think that most of the celebrities threatening to leave have been in the shadows for a while and wanted some minutes of fame. Well now they have it, so they can get the hell out.

Hey please celbertie spoil sports please leave and dont let the door hit you in the rear as your leaving

But, whatEVER would we do to survive without them?

you left out the whore dog george form abc