Biden got confused again when he checked his calendar and thought that it was almost Christmas. Joe was adamant that this year that he would play Santa and give Xi Jinping (Chinese President) a great present. Santa Joe should have checked the VERY NAUGHTY LIST because Xi Jinping and China are prominently displayed at the top. China has been so naughty this year that they deserve a coal mine in their stocking. Their “gift” of the China Virus assembled by Chinese elves in Wuhan is the gift that keeps on killing across the globe. According to Trump:
Now everybody is agreeing that I was right when I very early on called Wuhan as the source of COVID-19, sometimes referred to as the China Virus. To me it was obvious from the beginning but I was badly criticized, as usual. Now they are saying ‘He was right.’ Thank you!”
China has also been naughty because they have been intimidating friendly countries in their own neighborhood. China has been intentionally violating the airspace over Taiwan and maybe on the cusp of invading that country. Biden’s hasty retreat (run away, run away) from Afghanistan may have emboldened China to do something really stupid with callous disregard for the catastrophic consequences. China has also been brazenly belligerent with Vietnam, Japan, Australia, the Philippines, and even India. China is now the worlds’ bully who is the loud, obnoxious, drunk in the bar challenging everyone to a fight.
Now, I’m an old guy but life has taught me a few lessons that I want to share with Xi Jinping. China shouldn’t spit into the wind, tug on Superman’s cape or piss off Vietnam, Japan, Australia, the Philippines, or India. History has taught us that those countries are populated with veracious, tenacious, fearless, courageous fighters who don’t give up and won’t give in. Those countries have been battle-tested and once provoked, they will fight to the death to defend their countries. Check out the Battles of Dien Bien Phu (Vietnam), Iwo Jima, Guadalcanal (Japan), Rommel’s 7-month siege to break Libya (Australia), and Kohima (India 1944).
Biden couldn’t wait until December and decided to give China a Christmas gift in advance. General Milley helped Joe pick out the perfect present. Trump once described Milley as:
…the “white rage” general who, according to one of the Watergate reporters, pledged to give a Chinese general advance notice in the case of an American attack on China. president Trump, famous for proffering nicknames to his opponents, coined a new one For Milley: “Dumass.”
The gift was hard to wrap and it needed a few bows but they knew China would be grateful. One bright morning, China awoke and ran downstairs to see what Slow Joe and “Dumass” Milley left under the tree. What to their wondering eyes should appear but Bagram Airfield (Afghanistan), a bright, shiny, operational, huge, modern airport. Bagram was financed by U.S. taxpayers, built by U.S. contractors, used by the U.S. military, and then hastily abandoned when Biden et al skedaddled from the country. Gosh, it even came equipped with functional runways, a super duper control tower, and bright lights to guide their landings!
Now China doesn’t have to waste its money building a new airport. They can fly into Afghanistan, steal valuable natural resources (copper, lithium, gold) and terrorize other countries in the region all at the same time. It’s like winning a trifecta. Sweet.
Two quick thoughts.
(1) Germany in 1939 had the same dreams and aspirations. That didn’t end well. It really didn’t. You can fact-check me on that.
(2) The Chinese are amazing people who deserve better. As the famous philosopher Forest Gump once said, “That’s all I have to say about that.”