Winter is Coming and I’m King for a Day

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If I were declared King of the United States, for one day, I would sit on the throne and issue the following, irrevocable edict. Four of the swiftest horses in the kingdom (Twitter, email, texting, and Facebook) would spread my proclamation throughout the land.

1. Term Limits would be required for all members of the Senate and House of Representatives.

I am tired of dinosaurs getting elected and then staying in perpetuity. Nancy Pelosi (80) Maxine Waters (82) and Diane Feinstein (88) come to mind. The U.S. Senate and the U.S. House of Representatives have morphed into expensive geriatric wards. Seriously, some of our politicians would have trouble pasting popsicle sticks together. What do you think? Maybe it’s time for a change. Two terms max. It’s a great idea whose time has come.

Heaven forbid, what will legislators do once out of office? Who has two thumbs and doesn’t care? That would be me, Larry B.

2. Males and females from the ages of 18 to 20 would be conscripted to provide service to our country.



Look, I enlisted in the U.S. Army for two years in 1968. It was an interesting learning experience and I was proud to serve my country. Conscripts may choose to serve in the Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, Space Force, or Coast Guard. That would be wonderful. However, some may not choose to serve in the armed forces, which is just fine and dandy. They would have the option of serving in the Peace Corps, volunteer in hospitals or food pantries located throughout the country. They could also serve on one of the three hospital ships I have listed in my third decree. How about the entitled, rich son/daughter of a Senator? Will he/she have to serve? You bet your sweet bippee and not for daddy or mommy. Rich kids and poor kids will serve side by side. Anyone who flees the country to avoid this decree will automatically surrender his/her passport. When he/she want to return to the United States (and they will), they will still be required to serve two years. Let us call it tough love.

3. U.S. Hospital Ships will roam the world.

These ships, USNS Faith, USNS Hope, and USNS Charity will sail the seven seas and assist countries who request help. Our “volunteers” will be America’s ambassadors, provide valuable assistance cleaning up disasters and help people survive and thrive. Emergency supplies will be provided free of cost. Nothing from these countries will be expected in return. No quid pro quo. NADA. Our prime directive will be to help those less fortunate.

4. Solve the COVID Pandemic. No, I’m serious. Quit dorking around and find a solution for this virus that has been ravaging the globe. Presently, ugly politics and the lure of money are driving scientists insane, underground, and into unethical behavior. Scientists are amazing, intelligent, and have massive computers at their disposal. However, their message is completely muddled. Muddled like who’s on first and what’s on second and I don’t have a clue if anyone is even playing third base. Leading scientists from across the globe need to prioritize finding a solution to the coronavirus pandemic.

5. Restore Donald Trump as President of the United States. One very positive outcome from the Biden presidency is to illustrate the difference between a great president who loves this country (TRUMP) and a befuddled, confused, and mentally challenged (BIDEN). In a recent poll, Biden’s approval rating dropped to 39%. Ouch. You can find Joe at either the White House or Wilmington. If no one answers the door, try the local Dairy Queen.

6. Voters must show a valid, picture ID for their ballot to count. No picture ID…no vote. That is so simple that even a caveman could understand.

7. Finish building the southern border.

This isn’t rocket science. A country without a border is …wait for it…not a country. Thoroughly vet all illegal immigrants who entered the country. First, you have to find them because they are stashed/hidden all over the country. Wasn’t that sneaky?

That’s my abbreviated list and I’m sure that you can think of many others. Being the King of the United States is hard. Who was the genius who constructed my throne out of sharp metal shards?

I think I’ll go take a nap and when I wake we should talk about the morons in DC spending money like drunken sailors on shore leave. Our national debt is approaching 29 Trillion dollars. “Houston, we have a problem!”
 

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I would add this: every citizen when they reach 15 years of age (an arbitrary age; some sometime in the teen years) must spend 10 days to two weeks in a foreign country. I came up with this idea in 1999 when I went to Israel. Not a bad place by any means, but what is missing is stark and critical.

Militia persons (men and women) carry their weapons with them at all times. While going through check points to visit historical sites like those in Jerusalem are commonplace now, the pervasive terroristic threat is everywhere. The highway to the Dead Sea is still littered with destroyed armored vehicles from 1948. At that time, when you get to the dead sea, the road to the right leads to the resorts; the road to the left leads to death; Jordan. The road to the right has a series of bombed out resort buildings from previous invasions.

Such an experience would be an education on the value of our American way of life. Liberties, freedoms, rights, security and opportunity are taken for granted until one sees a life without some or all of them.

every point is very correct. In two days from now at exactly 0846 in 9/11, American Airline flight 11 plowed into the North Tower.
the Killer in Chief has be told to stay out of NYC, PA, and DC. biden is a 78y/o agalmatophilia and unfit to hold any office/ Scott Johnson offer the following:
By his dereliction of duty, Biden has abdicated his right to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11. The president who surrendered Afghanistan to our terrorist enemies has no business setting foot in Shanksville, where the heroes of Flight 93 launched the first American counterattack. The president who lost 13 American service members by putting their security in the hands of terrorists has no business laying a wreath at the spot where Flight 77 hit the Pentagon. The president who left our citizens and allies behind in Afghanistan and lied to the American people has no business at Ground Zero. His presence would insult the memory of those who died in that sacred place — and those who gave life and limb to deliver justice to the enemies who struck us that day.

So why is this demented, piece of crap still in the wipe house??

Biden is President because a majority of 7 million voters realized that Donald Trump is unfit to hold ANY public office.

….so many citizens that it took a PR, NLP driven “blue wave” that arrived overnight, in wagons and coolers, and only in swing states, to deliver a “victory” to the worst and most unviable candidate ever fielded?

No.

This was a rigged election, and the majority of thinking Americans not bought into Marxism or bought off by welfare systems know it.

Trump’s performance as President was top notch. That’s why you can’t actually argue any points except saying he was “unfit”.

But the numbers, he was very fit.

As for Biden, now that’s what unfit looks like:

War in the ME
China threatening our neighbors and making money at our expense.
High gas prices – cutting off our energy independence
False-flags and 21000 troops around the capital
Dead/caged kids at the border
Covid raging even with a vaccine handed to him
8 million unemployed with 10 million open jobs, paying people to stay home
Printing money to pay his “donors”

Like Hitler, you people don’t know how much you’ve gone off the rails…thinking you are the “majority”, even willing to copy ballots and cook software to make your delusion a reality.

7 million votes? Not even close. I’d dare you to prove it, but you are a government *sslicker…

Trump is leading the country and will most likely sit in the WH again.

I endorse your message.

Trump’s minions have yet to come up with one single bit of credible evidence for “massive voter fraud”.

What happened to Cyber Ninja’s great revelation? Much noise and show, but in the end it was a quiet fart in the wind, like every other stupid stunt they’ve run to stir up their gullible believers.

PROVING the outcome of our national elections is intrinsic to the election process. The process is monitored by local and county election officials, certified by state officials, and passed on for certification at the federal level. Trump LOST in critical states where most of that process was in the hands of Republican officials. There were recounts, audits, and endless court challenges, NONE OF WHICH CHANGED THE OUTCOME, BECAUSE THE OUTCOME WAS A TRUE REFLECTION OF THE ACTUAL COUNT. Many of the judges who called “bullshit” on the challenges were REPUBLICANS. A couple were TRUMP APPOINTEES.

Why is Trump still running this scam? Because he loves the attention of his adoring crowds, and because he’s picked up OVER ONE-HUNDRED-MILLION DOLLARS since leaving office by continuing it. He’ll continue it as long as the crowds keep coming and as long as the money keeps rolling in, no matter how much damage it causes to the country and to the party he has latched onto like a blood-sucking vampire.

All of the right’s lies about Biden are actually about Donald effin’ Trump. It’s an obvious pattern. They’ve done the same to EVERYONE who has become an enemy of the worthless s.o.b.

Now you finally understand your own projection:

Biden IS the illegal imposter of a president that you’ve been indoctrinated to think Trump was for over 4 years.

Trump’s good performance as president is fact.

And it’s strange that all those “lies”about Biden are empirical and verifiably true.

The lies about Trump are all retracted quietly three weeks after their issued in a Backpage of the New York times.

Because they never happened.

Without your precious news sources keeping your head filled with garbage, you simply have nothing to stand on ideologically.

How’s that GOP effort to get rid of “Obamacare” coming? Because of Obama, most people now have access to healthcare.

Biden intends to modernize the nation’s critical infrastructure, which we’ve known for years is falling apart. He’s also trying to get the COVID pandemic under control.

Once again, the GOP leadership is devoting all of their time and energy to bring about his failure. I wish them the same degree of success they had with Barack Obama.

Obamacare as it was broken years ago by Trump. The issue was the “tax” mandate, and that was done away with.

Promise kept.

Trump kept more promises than any other President in my lifetime. It was incredible.

Ah yes. Democrats pass more bills and spend more money.

I remember all those “shovel ready jobs”, too.

Biden’s failures are rather clear, without any help from the GOP.

Printing trillions more while people are already paid to stay home and kill businesses?

These people have no business being even close to public office, hence the copy machines and Amazon gift cards.

Proof of it has been given. You just don’t care. And, like all week people in coming autocracies, you’re actually fine with a rigged election.

You think that highly of your own garbage opinion that you got off of CNN, and have zero self-awareness.

We people like you struggle daily to fit into a herd of people that validate your own delusions.

That’s what all tyrants count on when they use the mob to fight their battles.

Sometimes I think you actually are a clueless Boomer who lived a cushy life without any true adversity.

But the issue is the Chinese Communist Party couldn’t pay somebody to carry their water as well as you do.

With your bloodthirsty ideologies, you forfeited your right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

You are no American.

Biden picked up millions from China and Billions from big banks and corps.

I’m supposed to be upset about Trump the underdog raising a few million, after lobbyists paid to install Biden?

No.

You’re reaching, and failing.

Trump is blue collar compared to these globalist pigs.

If taliban joe got 81 million votes, why did his approval crash? 42% among independents and 20% of 2020 democrat voters have remorse for having voted for taliban joe.

If the canvass in maricopa county is any indication, once a 50 state canvass is complete, that 81 million votes will be decreased by roughly 46 million lost votes and ghost votes as well as including machine tabulation errors…

SHOCK: ‘The Economist’ Proves America Knows Biden Didn’t Win Legitimately

Even Independents increasingly know Joe Biden did not legitimately win the 2020 vote — look at this latest survey from The Economist/YouGov, 42% of non-partisan voters acknowledge the problems of the 2020 presidential vote

Most of his so-called voters know this. They just don’t care.
They earnestly think they are fighting fascists while they themselves are the fascists.

I would add a FULL implementation of a sales tax as the only income of any government within the United States.
Let the people see every penny that the government takes from them with each purchase. No exceptions, no exemptions.