As a concerned American citizen, I thought it might be helpful to offer you some modest suggestions to improve your presidency. I know that you are concerned about your legacy which is starting to look a little shaky and that group pic with the Carters in Munchkin Land was a photo op you definitely should have avoided. So, instead of sitting around whining about things falling apart, I wanted to write you a nice letter and offer a few suggestions. You are the top banana and the buck stops on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. I think what we have here is a failure to communicate. You have surrounded yourself with sycophants who praise you daily and worship you like some deity. They routinely shield you from hearing the unvarnished truth and make excuses for all of your mistakes. The complicit lapdog media heaps praise on you when you spend five minutes reading a teleprompter and correctly tie your shoes in the morning. Joe, you must know deep down that this is not a healthy relationship, and you really need to understand what is happening in America.
Please stop blaming Trump. He is long gone, and you have been the captain of USS America for 100+ days. Trump may come roaring back with a vengeance in 2024 but for now, you are the leader of the free world. You wanted the job your entire life, and now it is all yours. In retrospect, you should have been more careful deciding what you wished from the genie. As Rocky Balboa once said, “The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place.” The five little girls recently found abandoned, naked and dehydrated in Texas playing with rattlesnakes learned a valuable lesson. Rocky might suffer from Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) but he knew that life ain’t fair and some rattlesnakes with two legs are just plain evil.
Joe, you invited these families to our country and when the optics of kids in cages stunk to high Heaven, you warehoused 21,000 of these beautiful souls in motels, hotels, and abandoned schools across America-out of sight and out of mind. Who is taking care of their mental health? You never even visited the border to see if you could help. You told Kamala to fix the problem, but she totally ignored your directive. Joe, we now have 36,090,855 Americans living in poverty and 29,649,913 Americans struggling without insurance. The number of US foreclosures is 73,634 and the toll of US bankruptcies stands at 642,098. You just spent 3 billion taxpayer dollars stashing sick and scared illegal aliens across our country. Meanwhile, our precious military veterans and actual citizens are homeless, hungry, and forced to sleep in cardboard boxes under bridges. That just ain’t right Joe.
Joe, you’re giving away money faster than we can print it. We’re running out of ink and our National Debt is now 28+ trillion dollars. US debt held by other countries is now 7 trillion dollars. I am not a rocket scientist but this robbing Peter to pay Paul is a house of cards and a deadly wind is starting to blow. Remember Joe, Trump is gone, and you are the captain of the ship. Your sycophants and lapdog media will hastily rearrange the deck chairs and assure passengers that Trumpers are bad, and the ship is not sinking, but we know better.
We love America Joe. We just don’t love the job you are doing.