A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Everyone Knows It’s Windy!
From One Joker to Another
Long May He Wave!
Change My Mind!
Into Every Life a Little Reign Must Fall…
When Life Hands You Lemons…
Grammar Rules Grandpa
Beware the Ides of March, Julius Cuomo!
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