A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Bonus Photoshops: Ve Haf Vays…
A Politician for the Ages!
New White House Going in Circles
Easy to See How She Got the Job!
We spend 738 billion dollars on defense in 2020…
Yet more funnies:
Biden is driven by Politics not the truth the same way they did with Obama
Even more funnies:
No, seriously, we’re NOT kidding.