Actually, any time of year is good to be a Biden.
There is ZERO chance Hunter Biden is held account for his money laundering and tax evasion.
Hunter Biden can smoke crack, make vulgar pornographic videos and expose himself to minors without any recourse. The MFM smothers the stories. The law closes its eyes. The IRS chuckles at his tax evasion and allows him to pay off liens at his leisure.
Joe Biden has a niece who lives a charmed life.
In 2018 she was convicted of more than $110,000 of credit card fraud (fraud is an integral part of the greater Biden clan). The punishment?
For nearly a year, Caroline Biden, 31, used an unidentified victim’s Chase credit card at Bigelow’s pharmacy, the New York Post reported.
According to prosecutors, the victim had given Biden permission to make a $672 purchase with the card. But Biden then used the card to open a customer account at the Manhattan shop without the cardholder’s approval and racked up the tab over a year.
“I not only acknowledge my conduct and take responsibility, but deeply regret the harm caused,” she told the judge.
Biden insisted that she had “made amends” and would not repeat her mistakes.
In June 2017, Biden admitted to grand larceny and petty larceny, with an agreement to get two years’ probation if she repaid the money, worked 10 days of community service and avoided re-arrest for a year.
She completed 10 days of community service at a children’s hospital and repaid more than $110,000 in restitution.
She was sooo sorry.
“I not only acknowledge my conduct and take responsibility, but deeply regret the harm caused.”
She was sooo sorry that in 2019 she went out and crashed into a tree DUI.
Biden, the daughter of Joe’s brother James, was caught in August 2019 in Lower Merion Township after crashing her car into a tree. Jeffrey Seamans, the officer who arrested her, noted that she ‘had difficulty focusing on the conversation’ as he questioned her.
She was also driving without a license.
She was convicted and hit with- say it with me- probation.
Biden, 33, was sentenced to between 20 days and six months of ‘confinement’ following the December 3 hearing.
However, a deal she cut with the Montgomery County district attorney means that she will avoid jail, and instead serve 20 days of rehab followed by five months of probation.
Oh but it didn’t end there
She was also ordered to pay $1,990 in fines and legal costs and ‘participate in a public or nonprofit community service program for 12 hours.’
Her license was also suspended for a year and she will be compelled to participate in a drug and alcohol awareness program, Delano said.
Hell, she drives without a license anyway and she can always put the fines on another stolen credit card.
The entire Biden crime syndicate has astonishingly fortuitous relationship with the (in)justice system:
THE BIDEN BUSTS
The rap sheets, and favorable court outcomes, of four Joe Biden relatives
Charge: Pot possession in New Orleans in 1999. No conviction recorded.
Charge: Attempting to obstruct a police officer in Chicago in 2002. Dropped.
Charge: DUI in Florida in 2003. Six months probation.
Charge: Petty theft in Florida in 2003. Dropped.
Charge: Driving with suspended license in Florida in 2004. Three months in rehab.
Charge: Resisting arrest, obstruction of government administration, harassment in NYC, 2013. Case dismissed.
Charge: Grand and petty larceny in NYC in 2017. Two years probation; restitution of $110,000 in stolen credit card charges.
Charge: DUI, driving without a licence in Pennsylvania in 2019. Case pending.
Charge: Drug possession in New Jersey in 1988. Pretrial intervention program, records expunged.
This is effing ridiculous. Hunter Biden is in no danger.
Thinking of drunk driving? Stealing a credit card? Dallying with minors? Doing crack?
Change your name to “Biden” first and you’re good.
Dang, I almost forgot