Apologies for the late delivery. My internet is out (internal cable and I’m supposed to schedule for a repairman to do a home-invasive looksee) and I had an event to attend to today. I swung by work to use the computer there to upload the week’s Sunday Funnies.
That’s my level of dedication to you FA readers out there.
Enjoy.
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
