A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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Draining the Swamp
Did you hear about the wackos who went into a WHOLE FOODS STORE with a makeshift coffin and held a funeral for frozen turkeys? Just how stupid are these people anyway? And i’ll bet their all Pro-Choice who get their electricity from windfarms that are harfmful to many birds and bats
@Spurwing Plover: Yeah. Don’t they know turkeys prefer cremation??
They probilby watched dumb movies like FREEBIRDS,FURRY VENGENCE,BABE,BABE II PIG IN THE CITY and GORDY while snorting funny flour up the noses with a straw
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