A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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Sawdust for brains Hollyweed director Micheal Moore(Moron)is now shooting off hid piehole say congressman who wont voye for any gun bans should be removed Wrong on that blubber Butt its brainless hollywood directors would need to leave and take a few fellow reptiles with him
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