A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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A Jedi am I, Mr. Spock. Out of Your Vulcan Mind are You?
Russia has a funny one:
Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin took a swipe at President Obama’s masculinity on Thursday after the U.S. leader announced long-threatened sanctions meant to cripple the Russian economy……
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