We Are All Terrorists Now [Reader Post]

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Fourth of July in Washington D.C.. and did you know where your President and First Lady were?

That’s right! Enjoying themselves at the traditional picnic for military heroes and their families on the lawn of the Big White.

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Just one look at their faces and you can tell just how much they’re enjoying it too.

For this year’s traditional ceremony Lady M ditched her previous 4th of July themes of black and white and funky batik prints and went more traditional in red, white and blue stripes and pleats. No sacrifice is too great for our reelection effort.

4th mo 09
Black and white marked our first historic Big
White 4th of July: it also sparked our first “preggers” rumor.

4th mo 10
A red, white, black and turquoise apron top marked
our 2nd historic 4th. More “preggers” rumors ensued.

4th mo 11
A lovely cornflower blue and red frock, reminiscent of a
Marimekko shower curtain from the 70’s, marked our
3rd historic 4th.

Butt now that it’s the reelection season:

mo pleats double belts

We are all over the preppy red, white and blue stripes. This ensemble stars double-double belts. I’m referring to the ones with buckles in the proximity of MO’s “waist;” I’ll leave the alcoholic drinks coverage to Obama Foodorama (from which I’ve currently been banned for some reason. I HOPE it didn’t have anything to do with my coverage of O-Food fave Big White chef, Sammy Kass, last week).

Any hoo, fireworks followed the picnic and a good time was had by all as we celebrated the Nation’s Independence Day. Or, as some of Big Guy’s big supporters would say, “Happy effing Birthday America, you sucky, racist, violent slaver-nation!” (h/t: Juno)

Meanwhile, over at Bruno’s Homeland Security agency, we’ve finally discovered where to direct our anti-terrorist forces: at you.  Despite the worldwide Jihadist war declared against all infidels (I hope you’re paying attention Hollywood – they’re talking about you), HS has determined through in-depth research and studies that their pre-conclusions were correct: the real threat to America comes from home grown terrorists like Susan Daniels. She’s a 70 year old mother of 7 and private investigator challenging Big Guy’s Social Security credentials, so you know she’s dangerous.

That’s right. It seems we have just received the official and incontrovertible results of a report funded by Homeland Security that classifies

Americans who are “suspicious of centralized federal authority,” and “reverent of individual liberty” as “extreme right-wing” terrorists.

So, I guess that’s that, it’s now official:

NEWSWEEK FEB. 16 COVER

Note: To be sure, the report “Hot Spots of Terrorism in the United States 1776 1970 –2008”  includes this disclaimer:

This material is based upon work supported under Grant Award Number 2008ST061ST0003 from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security made to the National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism (START, www.start.umd.edu) at the University of Maryland. The views and          conclusions contained in this document are those of the authors and should not be interpreted as necessarily representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security or START.

In other words, if this causes too big of a stir, Homeland Security will disavow it. Even though they agreed with it before they funded it.

Crossposted from Michelle Obama’s Mirror

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I know MOTUS is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but rather than linking to the absurd Prison Planet for ”proof” of anything, why not link to the original source, the actual PDF of the Homeland Security study?
Here’s that link:
http://start.umd.edu/start/publications/research_briefs/LaFree_Bersani_HotSpotsOfUSTerrorism.pdf
Page 8 begins defining what terrorism is.
Yes extreme right-wing stuff is listed but so is Islamist, left-wing, one-issue and so on.
Left out are two major terror groups: eco-terrorist group ELF and animal-rights terrorist group ALF.
But maybe they fit in the ”one-issue” group.

Hi NanG:
“Tongue in cheek?”
Moi?
Actually, I did link to the actual study pdf. RIGHT under the Newsweek cover.
Full disclosure: The Newsweek cover is not an “actual” Newsweek cover. Somebody photoshopped it. No, really.

MOTUS
HI, THANK’S FOR YOUR POST,
I just heard that the UN, [ imagine it] one of their AGENCY SEND SENSITIVES STUFFS to NORTH KOREA
AND IRAN,
and whatever it is it belong to THE USA,
STRANGE WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE THINK OF THEM AS ALLIES.
THAT STORY JUST CAME ON FOX NEWS,
BYE

If someone landed from Mars and asked who we elected to run the most powerful nation on this planet…………AND we told them that we elected a narcissistic, inexperienced, community organizer………they would leave the planet like ………NOW!!!

Maybe because I’m one of those rural Oklahoma country boys, I might be missing something. On the 4th of July, while watching a little TV news, I noticed a segment abou the Obama’s celebrating at home. All well and good I guess. But what really pissed me off was this… on the 4th of July we celebrate INDEPENDENCE DAY. So when I greet someone on that day I say “Happy Independence Day”. Since then I have heard some sound bites of Obama greeting people “Happy 4th of July”, not once have I heard him mention that it was Independence Day, a very important anniverary in my mind.

I really cannot wait until he is gone…

I just read an article… a picture was included…about people and bumper stickers…Seems if there are those who are in the Romney court, and if they want to show support by slapping a ‘Romney 2012’ bumper sticker or even a ”Down with Obummer” sticker on their car…. they could just get a nice ‘key’ stripe across their car or SUV… ‘fond regards’ from the “tolerant” bunch!!

Seems if they see something they don’t ‘agree’ with…you will pay…”somehow” yep, this is it folks..

Hmmmm….and the “terrorists and extremists” [ destroyers ] are who again!?!?

Will the propaganda from the emotionally dysfunctional whiners of the “Left” never cease???

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@Dave Brickner #4 – LOL and sadly – so true..

@FAITH7:

Liberal/progressives have always adopted an accusatory pose towards conservatism that levels charges at conservatives of doing exactly what they, themselves, do constantly. And many times their accusations are unfounded, while the evidence of liberal/progressives doing similar is quite extensive.

I enjoyed the article, until I realized the depth and ugliness of the tragedy. It brought back memories of one of my earlier articles, Thanks Mr President, I am Your Enemy . You might enjoy the short read.

@Skookum: Thanks Skook, that was a good read, and a good reminder.

Even mathematicians have to eat. Not to prevaricate the prevailing paradigm: The largest growing sector is the leviathan, the government sector. Henry Hazlitt covered this phenomenon quite well in his many publications, as he debunked John Maynard Keynes. When the public sector drains from private sector: There are secondary and tertiary effects that need to be discovered and understood before something can be fully categorized. The department of economic development can open another grant for profiling job outlooks in mathematical studies. Some things are self-evident; It’s hard to argue against the supposition of the increased probability of some of the brightest minds of the population will have to wind up in government sector doing studies like this. The propaganda arm of the U.S. government even came up with this television show NUMB3RS, where a geek-nerd used statistics to bag the bad guy. The trend started with this fellow: J. Edgar Hoover, who would specifically required smarter than the average bear, number-crunching, CPA types to the DHS forerunner: FBI.

Imagine what might happen if these minds weren’t all snatched up by the leviathan, and could be used by the private sector. Like physical, hard sciences. Geology, Energy. Ponder what might happen if events like the Bakken discovery would have occurred 20 years earlier? Perhaps, we wouldn’t have had to off-shore so much moo-lah-dough-ca$h to bolster those that really, really, hate us? What if these minds were correlating lung cancer death statistics among non-smokers could lead discovery of vast, untapped sources of say, Uranium or something? Or, if these minds somehow established links between the production of oil and coal, and actually able to understand the mechanisms of God’s “green” earth and how it renews and distills out it’s various energy treasures ? Or, say economics. Where we might discover the linkages between subsidizing slave labor, actually increases it? Or, subsidizing things like poverty, actually increases it? Or, taxing things that oughtn’t be taxed actually breeds problems?

batman
yes, and I think you’re the man to be there on top to delegate each their tasks
according to their knowledge, wow, there would be some butt moving there to bring results fast and furiously. who need the WHITE HOUSE, AFTER ALL. WITH ALL THOSE SMART BRAINS IN AMERICA,
WASTING THEIR TIMES BY WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE GETTING PAID BY THE GOOD PEOPLE,
WHEN WE CAN USE THEM BETTER,

MOTUS
NO WANDER the secret agent got plaster in COLUMBIA, THEY MUST BE SO DEPRESS TO SEE THE MUSLIM INFILTRATORS IN THEIR RANK,
THEY JUST WANTED TO TELL THE GOVERNMENT TO STFU BEFORE THEY LEFT.

@ batman
A lost concept: an administration that actually confronted the problems that hold us back as a nation. A unified effort to bring true prosperity and an expanding economy for a positive future for our descendents. Instead we are crippled by a class of professional office holders in permanent campaign mode and optimally mediocre mandarin bureaucrats buttressing their personal fiefdoms to maintain power no matter which party is on top. Both groups intentionally and systematically insulated from the People and arrogant in their self preservation. The founders allowed for this occasion; that arriving at a such a place we, the People would always retain and reserve the right to alter, reform, abolish or reset the Government as the People find expedient.

Brian, Thank You! Your post was inspiring. This modern day problem: The class of professional office holders, “swarms of officers that harass and eat our substance, have been around, a long, long time. Last night, I fell asleep in front of this machine, doing a strike-through post on the Declaration of Independence. How unalienable rights, and the authorship of those rights, have been, in a Fabianesque way “changed.” When I woke up this morning, I closed the browser, discarding all the “work” I had done; What I was doing was almost as disgusting as what is now being done to our country. I decided not to post the defiled document, having discovered this morning, how we all ended up in this position. If one carefully reads that document, and really think about what is written there. We see the parallels are there, just as they were two and a quarter centuries ago. The same problems, the same complaints, the same foe. Back then, the foe was concentrated in the actions of King George. Abuses and usurpations. “Pursuing invariably the same object of an absolute tyranny over these States. : The same situation. That foe: is a non time varying IT. Ethereal. And, then we go back and carefully read that wonderful work of our founders, it spells out that they were throwing off the old guards, for new ones. Just as we need to do today. We all know deep in our hearts, what really needs to be sought. But, have some how lost our way to this very thing. That “Pursuit of Happiness” Certain words in the Declaration stand out. Much like the suppressed stanzas of our National Anthem. As human beings, we were designed by our Creator, for His Purposes. When we recognize that fact, we seem to find that peace, that happiness, we were all innately designed to seek. Denied that nourishment: By design, our souls become restless, and unhappy. The Creator, The author of the world, the Supreme judge. Who ever would try to usurp those powers?

Every time we hear The One speak. What do we hear? We always hear attendant echoes and reverb. We are shown people fainting in their seats. Many, many people went along with the ruse. Take: ” Change we can Believe in” (I hate dangling participles) Or, a usurper hawking “Hope and Change.” We have been placed here on this Earth for reasons again “conveniently” buried. Our very DNA is coded, and our hearts designed, to Love our Author. Our Creator, The author of Truth, the Supreme Judge of the World. But, right under our noses, He is being usurped today, in the very same way as history has shown. John’s first letter to the Corinthians discusses: “Faith, Hope and Charity.” Then, along comes this usurper du’ jour , turns up the reverb, and just offers us instead, “Hope” And, many (fools) wind up fainting, swooning, and swallowing the bait. It is said that nature abhors a vacuum. That vacuum was created, by a dark, ethereal force: Striking out The Truth, and Faith, Hope and Charity. We then thirst, and then instead, are offered only “Hope and Change”; Which, winds up being truthfully: ” Hype and Change.” To find true happiness, Seek Ye always the Truth. It IS The Truth, that will set us free.

batman
SUPER-LY bright and shining like if inspired by GOD HIMSELF,
THERE are no doubt, that you fell asleep on the previous work, which you destroyed,
but I feel strongly that while you where going through those notes, they where only the coverup
of the search, and your sleep did open the door to bring you to the debt you needed so to come here with this fabulous comment,
too bad you destroy the first, it would have prove the all connected chain of your finish product emerging from your core where it was hidden all the the time.
bye
my how I love my BLOG FLOPPING ACES, IS FULL OF TREASURES. AND THEY ARE THE CONSERVATIVES.

the DEMOCRATES who get elected are spending their time blocking the REPUBLICANS AND THE GOPS AND THE TEA PARTY, AND publicly work at staining their reputation, they also work hard in dividing
the NATION , in different groups against each opposit, that’s what they spend their time doing,
beside making laws consisting of so many pages of regulations and expecting
the business to learn them all, so to not be fine on anyone of them, they like to find the owners guilty of one of their laws, which cost the owners lots of money to get rid of going to COURT IF THEY FIGHT IT,
THAT ENCOURAGE THE GOVERNMENT multiple agencies to catch lot’s of sinners and make a deal and collect money for OBAMA thirsty for money he love to spend himself,
for feeding his spending spree addiction . yes those laws are made up to fit their agenda exactly to keep the people in fear and poverty, the THE GOVERNMENT pay big money which belong to the CITIZENS so to keep the many LAWYERS they hire to implement their sneaky laws,
on the back of the good people.
get dems out to save moneys and repay the debt THEY HAVE ACCUMULATE for the other generations coming,
they are all guilty, BECAUSE NO ONE DEMOCRAT
found the courage to stand up in front of the people, and publicly expose their outrageous abuse over a the good tolerant citizens . they have succeeded to render so depress,
unable to to think that such manipulation was possible to be done on them
they could not fight what they could not believe,
they just accept it as normal , because the MEDIA where always covering for them saying it was normal, AND HOPE and CHANGE would be coming soon, by the party of liars,
accusing the other party, all the time,
and now they want to keep their jobs, for what?
for doing what?
no thank you, no more of that.

@ batman
What we need to understand is that our forebears understood that rights are interlocking and support each other; the God given rights protecting our enumerated ones just as the enumerated protect those that devolve upon us naturally. I had been rereading the Texas Constitution based as it was on the individual colonies and the Founders apprehension of all that was needed to empower and reserve the ultimate authority of the People in shaping their government. Texans reserved the same power and authority as the Founders. Both groups brought forth the means to govern both nations, those means were never above review, amendment or abolition. Those foundations were just that foundations and allowance was made to correct or amend the Government in its service to the People. That is what is lost to time, we have allowed the politician and the mandarin to grow fat on the bounty of this land. They show little if any fear that they can or will be held to account for their largesse. We effectively have an executive branch that picks and choose what statutes it will and will not enforce. At the same time they hobble at best and at worst prohibit the states from taking up the responsibility vacated federally. States are thus barred from exercising their duties under their individual statutes entailing their security, the maintenance of their voter rolls, renouncing unfunded federal mandates and providing the regulation of petroleum exploration, production, mining and energy production that is usurped by agencies that operate outside the scrutiny of the voter. The means are at hand, the conviction to see them used is something quite different.

Brian
hi, the OBAMA’S have a thing against TEXAS, and use every chance they have to throw their weight on TEXAS, BECAUSE TEXAS are hard head and won’t take any sh.. from them, if there is one STATE who can lead by example against all the empowerments of the OBAMA AGENCIES, it is TEXAS,
AND EVEN THE LESS EDUCATED ONE CAN SEE THAT TEXAS IS THE ONE TO SEND THE FEDS PACKING,
ALONG WITH ARIZONA IN BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN OTHER STATES with the illegals threats,
yet you cannot escape the awareness of their pride to fight the OBAMA’S GOONS, COMPRISED OF OBAMA’S LAWYERS PAID BY THE PEOPLE, AND THE UNION’S THUGS WHICH ARE OBAMA’S ARMY WHO INTIMIDATE THE STATES ON HIS BEHALF.
IT SHOW CLEARLY THAT THE NOW GOVERNMENT IS WORKING AGAINST THE UNITED STATES, INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT THEY ARE ELECTED FOR, THAT IS SERVING THE STATES AND THE PEOPLE,
IT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA,
AND THAT’S WHY THE SMART AMERICANS ARE URGING THE PEOPLE TO VOTE THE DEMS OUT.
NEXT NOVEMBER,
and the warning is so wide spread that, no one will be able to say, I DID NOT KNOW, unless they are not interested in
what is going on in AMERICA, or stupid