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When just a kid, spoiled snot still smashing his expensive Christmas toys because they weren’t good enough, watching black and white television, no color around our mansion, variety shows like Ed Sullivan had the spinning dishes act. This improviso’s shtick had six spinning dinner plates each at the end of a pointed stick and his act was to keep them all spinning at the same time. Regardless of the guy’s wild gyratic efforts eventually the dishes started to fall smashing everywhere with loud crashes ending the one minute skit. For many years Canadian governments and politics has been a bunch of spinning dishes with the first and loudest to crash being those far off Canadian Mountie Dudley Doright western provinces. They have the rich riches in energy, precious metals, strategic materials and food grain (fat pigs for great bacon) yet it is they that had been footing the bills paying for the high tea (not Tea Party) formal dress garden party lawn bowling games in Ottawa, Toronto, and Montreal. After prosperous years of self sufficiency the previous liberal governments from 1950, on until now, threw their universal health (s)care scheme at the people saying “Look what we’ve done for you – so unify!” while Canada, as a nation, deteriorated. Canada became the dowager step-sister to the beautiful, “California Dreaming’ USA Cinderella. We would say, “Canada has nice fishing lodges but those people talk through their nose.” They are just like us except for that snooty health care thing which none of them seems to fully understand; “you mean Fido gets a MRI before Fred because Fred has to pay cash for Fido even though Fred is very – very – very sick?”

There is no such thing as Flap Jack or Tinkerbelle Economics, all economic theories and applications take time. In currency trading terms the Canadian Dollar now exceeds par with the US Dollar. The US Dollar, once the pillar of prudence, is over burdened with unsubstantiated debt has thus devalued becoming scrip. Canada once was a real bargain offering C$150.00 in goods and services for a hundred bucks; except, for gold, where there was a mysterious premium trying to purchase a plug of Yukon sunshine from prospectors who refused to give it up for flat cash. Sans fancy university sheepskins those are the ones that charted the future and they are the ones who stand with the new Conservative government in Parliament today. At the beach do you want some leftist-liberal-progressive-brat rich lifeguard concerned more with the depth of his golden-glo suntan or do you want a guy who can swim? What has happened in Canada is they have moved away from the head cases and chosen ability. Fifty years of government entrenchment means generations, families on families, of families ensconced within the bureaucracy each with a vital job function which only he or she can do. These people are prepared for the inevitable shielded by their own unavoidable self importance and will only leave their power base kicking and screaming revenge on all those “retards” who want freedom from high taxes and government imposed privileges.

Strategic materials, if you want tungsten or titanium, nickel or zinc with an added need for aluminum oxide boron just fly to Winnipeg and ask a few questions over coffee, eggs Canadian bacon at the nearest diner. The fella in the next booth probably can supply plenty at reasonable costs including logistics; otherwise, wtf are we wasting precious American (and Canadian) lives and billions in money, we don’t have, ten time zones east in Afghanistan? We are so very-very lucky; Canada is not a prostitute, she is our beautiful wife turning off the lights so come home now and snuggle up. Demagogues propagandize why we fear while Canada tells us “Fear Not!”

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James, a story I wanted to tell so bad, but no on could tell it like you. Hopefully, you will write a follow up on Harper’s smashing Conservative majority victory in Ottawa.

Canada, the eyes of the world are upon you. Take the ball and run with it and that’s about enough of Eastern Canada milking the Western Canadian cow.

Canada is drilling, logging and mining and guess what, their economy is booming so much they need to bring in skilled construction tradesmen from Germany because they have full employment. Wait till Obama tells them about the Liberal voter supply of unskilled laborers from Mexico.

Canadians say shove that Green Energy Crap where the sun don’t shine. They are fast on their way to becoming the richest country in the world, dare I mention rare earth metals, not to mention the richest gold fields in the world. Yes some day they may need to provide for America’s security after we have gone broke with green energy policies that are a laughing stock around the world, Obama’s fantasies.

Don’t worry about me, I have dual passports. I can run back and forth across the border like a treaty indian, it is you guys who should be worried, damn worried.

You folks have to Google the electoral map of Canada 2011. There are only 2 socialist constituencies from Metro Toronto to Vancouver. Near total Conservative wipe out.
There are over a quarter million Americans in Calgary. They’re not here to learn hockey.
The Canadian Petroleum Institute, Canadian Association of Oil Drilling Contractors, Canadian Energy Resource Board, Canadian Banking Association, etc. had seminars in Calgary recently which had the media buzzing with estimates of 4 to 5 million barrels per day by 2025. Refinery Row in Edmonton will triple in capacity by 2020.
Montana and N Dakota need that Keystone Pipeline, despite Hillary Rotten Clinton and the Environmental Perverted Agency.
The rest of Canada has seen what we’re doing and most want in.

James, very well said with poetry included, Canada the beautifull sister of America,
they work hard in the WEST, all those FROM ALL THE MARITIMES, SUPER PEOPLE,
VAILLANT AND BRAVES, THEY SHARE THE WAR OF AMERICA,
YES THE 4 CORNERS OF CANADA MADE IT , EACH WITH THEIR SKILLS
THEIR BLOOD AND THEIR LIFE, GENERATION AFTER GENERATION, EACH IN IT’S OWN PROVINCE EACH AS BEAUTIFULL AS THE OTHER; in our lifetime, the subtle danger is creaping in
like an underground snake , and all must stay alert and focus on the snake creaping all around,
so to keep CANADA IN GOOD HEALTH.
BYE GOOD POST

“She can see Russia from her window!”, the one and only GOP candidate with real bottom line experience negotiating with and producing win-win beneficial profits with a foreign government (Canada) and international corporations (E-M, BP, SRD) is Sarah – MY WAR HORSE – Palin. Beyond the pale, she signed multi-billion dollar oil deals between the cookies and sandwiches on her kitchen table in Wassilla.

THE SOOTHSAYER,
HI, YES I find that in many instance SARAH PALIN come into mind for the good thing
she achieved, that tell me how important a person is, by their positives achievements,
specialy concerning the good relations with foreign friendly COUNTRY, which take some smart in the brain to achieved
bye

Excellent, James!

You mentioned Sarah Palin….well….things are starting to click. She’s been very busy lately and if the rumors of Huckabee not running are true, the 2012 slate just got a shake up….and to Palin’s favor.

Assuming that Mike Huckabee announces that he is NOT running for president in 2012, here are several things that might happen:

1) The moratorium by pundits across the board to never utter the name of Sarah Palin will be over. It is one thing to be intellectually dishonest or even disingenuous but entirely a different thing to appear totally clued out about the current political lay of the land or plain stupid.

2) Huckabee supporters will go through a period of mourning; for some it will be relativity short when they find many of their fellow church members are Palin supporters, but for others it will be a bit longer or even much longer (could remain undecided to fall debates). I think we at C4P and Palinistas nationwide must bear this in mind. In other words let’s be wise enough to stop bashing Huckabee while his former supporters are going through their grieving process.

3) Obviously the handlers from other potential or declared presidential campaigns will be reaching out to Huckbots to expand their base of support or to enlarge their tent. I expect Sarah Palin to do that as well, but perhaps under the radar until she declares formally. This is where ordinary barbarians and Palinistas can be of great help to Sarah by reaching out on a one on one basis to these folks and convincing them they have a home in the Palin’s tent and that she will a passionate advocate for social conservative issues as Huckabee is. I expect Palin to have an inside track with many of Huckabee’s former supporters but nothing is a given.

4) This will be the #1 topic of discussion on Fox News and to a lesser extent on the three networks, CNN and MSNBC for the first part of next week. It is not every day that a first-tier candidate who is leading in many polls bows out of a presidential race. Of course you will get a RINO slant to the news; you always will. But Palin’s name will be mentioned. I expect many pundits will now abandon the mantra that she isn’t running but some of them may want to go down with the ship.

5) The Left (not the Obama WH) will step up its attacks on Sarah Palin. The National Enquirer will not be too far behind. They will go after the children and Todd as well.

6) Keeping to form, the Obama WH wlll ignore Palin but strategize to take her down before she enters the race. I wonder though how much more these folks can do. Haven’t they already thrown the kitchen sink at her?

7) The Bush crowd will also step up their attacks on Palin in defending their candidate of choice whether it be Romney, Daniels or Pawlenty.

8 ) I expect more stories about forthcoming books on Palin to be disseminated all over the internet with Levi Johnston being called off the end of the bench to make appearances all over TV trashing Sarah Palin and the Palin family. Remember Levi is in the employ of a member of the shadow party.

9) Expect reporters to scurry up to Alaska again to do so-called man-on-the-street interviews of Alaska residents that of course portray Sarah Palin in the worse possible light and make her out to be a lousy governor. I would like a dollar for every time someone mentions that Palin has “gone Hollywood”.

10) And how can we forget the polls. Expect even more ridiculous numbers to come out about Sarah Palin. Instead of having 60% unfavorables in the country, it will now be 70%. And with the GOP instead of 30% of Republicans despising Sarah Palin it will now be 40%. She will become according to the pollsters the most hated woman in American history and GOP primary voters will be accused of being fools for supporting her. Goebbels would have been so,so proud.