Due to some uploading issues this morning, Sunday Funnies won’t be ready until this evening. In the meantime, caption these:
President Obama looks through a telescope during a stargazing event on the South Lawn of the White House. The event was attended by local middle school students and astronomers from across the country.
Jim Young-Reuters
President Barack Obama awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Dr. Joseph Medicine Crow — High Bird while trying to avoid a face full of feathers.
Marvin Joseph/twp-The Washington Post
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Photo 1: Nobel Peace Laureate, Barack Obama, surveys his first act upon winning the peace prize: Bombing the moon.
Medal of Freedom to a Native American….. so sad.
Photo 1: Even with extreme magnification, Barry still can’t tell his posterior from a nebula gas cloud.
Photo 2: from Blazing Saddles: [after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: [speaks Yiddish, then in English] They darker than us! Woof!
I think I can just make out my ego
Photo1
Obama checks out the rumor that there was something bigger than him.
Photo2
Unspoken comments:
Obama-“OMG….what kind of chicken did these feathers come from?”
Cheif-“What I have to do to get some attention”
Photo 1: President Obama proudly announces he’s found a location to house Guantanimo detainees. Tells press corp, “Let me adjust the focus so you can see for yourselves.”
Photo 2: President Obama, explaining that all seniors will qualify for his new “Hope” healthcare plan, places the cornerstone “Have Hope” amulet around the neck of an ailing Native American (then apologizes for subsequent bout of nausea).
Photo 1: The heavens are aligned. I win again!
Photo 2: This old fart wouldn’t last a week under my health care plan.
Photo 1 – “Ok so which one of those stars up there is me ?”
Photo 2 – ” Can I catch bird flu from these ?”
Photo One – “That uhhh, Man in the Moon, looks just like, uhh, me!!”
Photo Two – “I wonder if I can, uhhh, award myself one of these?”
“Biden…I can see Uranus”
Hmmm, now, where do we send the nominations for Emperor of the Universe?
Photo #1
Sooo, the deficit is that high???
#2
Feathers, pshaw! This dude’s got nothing on Michelle and me.
http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com/2009/10/obama-wins-2010-miss-universe-title.html
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=7701
Jesse Jackson speaks about Obama’s Nobel Prize
Some say with surprise
Obama how’d he
get a Peace Prize?
They say how could he have won?
With all his accomplishments
he aint done
Some say the Nobel committee gave him a present
For voting in the U.S. Senate
130 times present
But just in case you missed it
All his accomplishments
I will now list it
How about that bling,
He got that
from a Saudi King
Often he would scored
In a basketball game
15 point or more
Or how can you discount his dreams?
He had
for our Olympic teams
Or what about all the Community organizing he has done
Teaching inner city kids
being chased by gangs how to run
The Liberal Nobel committee Obama they did choose
Look at Bush
all he ever got was a pair of shoes
@STOPTHEPRESSES2
very creative, very good!
Pic 1.-After Obama failed to notice 1.7 million Americans on 9/12, thoughtful Tea Partiers bought him an appropriate sized vision aid in the sincere hope that he might now be able to find a clue, or at least a crowd of almost 2 million.
Pic 2.-Just enjoying the knowledge that when you’re President, you don’t even have to give a reach-around.
PS-The last one MAY be a little over the top! If I was Obama, I might say,”F—’em if they can’t take a joke”, since I’m not, I hope Dr. Joseph Medicine Crow would realize the joke is aimed at Obama and his habitual attitude toward bipartisanship, not the good Dr. who I am sure is a fine man.
The popcorn isn’t popping yet.
MMM MMM MMM A guy could get used to this.
Photo 1:
So that’s where my approval rating used to be!
Photo #1;
President Obama is awarded the Nobel physics prize for figuring out which part of the telescope to look through. He states “I am honored to win this award, and once I figure out how to focus this thing then I’ll discover something great”
Photo #2;
President Obama gets caught trying to stealthly steal the prestigious Medal of Freedom from Dr. High-bird. When questioned about his motive, President Obama states “The award is huuuu rightly mine. While Dr. High-bird might have ummmm done stuff… I ehhhh have thought about doing FAR more than he has ever done”
Is that Obama giving the universe a colonoscopy?
Who is that man wearing Obama’s Village People hat?
POTUS: Say, you guys were right, there is nothing but emptiness up there….
Mr. President, allow me to get that lens cap…
We finally found Rush Limbaugh’s Testicles! No wonder he got busted with that Viagra!
mooseburger,
So Rush Limbaugh has to take Viagra because his testicles are up in space???
Oh I get it now, you don’t know the difference between a telescope and a microscope. You see mooseburger, a telescope helps you see objects that are far away while a microscope helps you see objects that are very small. Don’t feel bad mooseburger, most first graders get them confused too…. and hey just look on the bright side, since you’re a Rush hater you will still be eligible for the Nobel prize in physics despite your limited intelligence!
@karibnsol — good one!!!
I am nominating you for the Nobel Prize for Well Placed Humorous Satire.
No way! Thats the debt??? Right through the rings of saturn, look at that! Cool! Hey, lets see if we can hit pluto! Call Harry, no, on second thought call the biotch! Nobody spends like a woman!Especially when its not her money, HA HA HA HA!!! Damn this is fun! Aaaahhhh, hey guys? Whats that sound? Sounds like someones beating on the front door? Go deal with that rabble, tell them I’m workin on the deficit! And bring more caviar!