Update: Video added at bottom.
No, this is not a joke. Sadly, this is not a piece from the Onion.
President Obama has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace.
There are some moments in history which are just stunning in their audacity. This is one of them:
OSLO (AP) – President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” the Norwegian Nobel Committee said, citing his outreach to the Muslim world and attempts to curb nuclear proliferation.
The stunning choice made Obama the third sitting U.S. president to win the Nobel Peace Prize and shocked Nobel observers because Obama took office less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. Obama’s name had been mentioned in speculation before the award but many Nobel watchers believed it was too early to award the president.
Last Friday, he failed to win the 2016 Olympic prize because it was not deserved. This Friday, he succeeded in getting a prize he doesn’t deserve.
So, for less than two weeks of actual time on the job, he gets the Nobel. Less than two weeks of what exactly?
This stunning example of O’fellatio is proof of what a joke the Nobel Prizes have become.
h/t – madeleine7
This video just in. Roll the tape:
This becomes even more of a hoot when you consider the timeline of the NPP selection process.
Ya know, this almost makes the AlGore joke of being prize recipient look logical. heh
Michail Gorvachov got one too for destroying the Soviet Union, remember Perestroika?
Well, we got Obamastroika. This was the kiss of death.
So, a bunch of European America-hating liberals awarded Ozero for infiltrating the White House and setting the wrecking ball in motion. It’s something they’ve been trying to accomplish themselves for decades. Of course they’re cheering him on.
Great fun and distraction with the varied responses… below a couple of Lucianne comments that made me grin in response to an article on Slate by Mickey Kaus, “What Obama should do with his Nobel Peace Prize”. (boy don’t that leave one imagination’s open to the plethora of possibilities…)
Kaus sez he should politely refuse as it would solve his “…narcissism problem and his Fred Armisen (‘What’s he done?’) problem, demonstrating that he’s uncomfortable with his reputation as a man overcelebrated for his potential long before he’s started to realize it.
Here’s a few priceless observations from the good humored Lucianne crowd worthy of sharing:
Ah yes… as thebronze said above, “the jokes just write themselves”.
And, of course, Lucianne’s Friday Video, the Russian reaction. “ridiculous decision”….
SoCal Chris, thanks for noticing I was gone. :0) Swamped with work, and may have to dive under again starting tomorrow. So I’m trying to play catch up. Thanks for your concern.
@MataHarley:
Mata, it’s good to hear from you. I’ve thought of you of late because I hadn’t seen much of you. Unless you’ve been here as much as usual and I cluelessly missed it, which is entirely possible, too! Anyway, glad to see you are alive and well!
@james: #46 What does that have to do with the topic being discussed?
Should I feel guilty that I now want to emigrate to Russia?
@Missy:
Not sure; he fits right in, with some of the company: Al Gore in 2007, Jimmy Carter in 2002, Arafat in 1994…
When does the U.S. military get its peace prize?
Ha, given the Nobel for “good intentions” based on thought process.
“We should all eat”
“We should all have medical”
“We should all get along”
So, without accomplishing any of these goals, but thinking them he gets a prize.. Aww, i offer him an M n M Cookie and a smiley face sticker. But a Nobel Peace Prize… HARDLY!
@Wordsmith:
Definately should have thought of the clown posse before making that statement. What a bunch, they don’t even deserve to have the Publisher’s Clearing House Prize Patrol show up to their door with a 4’X 8′ check and balloons let alone a trip to Norway to pick up a medal and a million.
None of them would be personally sifting through all the junk to find the right sticker to put in the proper place or be rejected, it would be their poor secretary. But, they just might be lured into it by one of those Buxton expando briefcases in popular colors and Algore might want to spend time shredding and recycling some of the garbage that comes in those “official envelopes.” They still don’t deserve either prize because none of them did or will do anything of significance to earn either. Posers!
@MataHarley #56:
I like this tweet, linked over at HotAir:
And blogforce One’s mention of the beer summit diplomacy as justification for the award.