And we have the three winners from our Caption contest celebrating the new “Ranger Up” Flopping Aces t-shirt:

And the three captions who received the most votes from you, the readers, are below:

The Struggler – Biden:”Damn gaurds put pepper spray on the toilet paper.”
Mickey – “Hey Joe, do your monkey dance and let’s see if we can win one of them FLOPPING ACES t-shirts”
CalCon – “I knew a man, Joe-jangles and he danced for me..In worn out shoes..Silver plugs, a ragged shirt and saggy cheeks..The old soft shoe..He jumped so high..Mr. Joe-jangles..Mr. Joe-jangles”
Those three will get a free “Ranger Up” Flopping Aces t-shirt.
Not to worry if you didn’t win….we are about to hit the five million mark in visitors so you know what that means.

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Thanks everyone! Now I can officially stop saying “I never win anything!”
@CalCon:
Congrats, CalCon! Pretty creative idea, I thought.
Damn I came fourth – I won’t be able to advertise this site around Australia now….