The Flopping Aces Ranger Up shirt has been launched.
Ranger Up is thrilled to be designing the next generation of Flopping Aces apparel.
Featuring the classic image of the shotgun-toting Flopping Aces BAMF, we designed a shirt to capture the spirit of the American warrior.
Hopefully you’re as proud of this shirt as we are.
And in honor of the launch we’re having another one of those captain contests. Top three captions get a free shirt!
Put your entry into the comment section….
UPDATED
Contest is closed, poll to decide the winners coming soon
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin’ the cha-a-a-ance
Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!
@BEanAZ: I think we found a winner here. Awesome
Oh, damn. Sorry, Mr. President…. so you’re NOT a King or a Muslim? But what do I do now? I can’t stand up!
Pull my finger.
Hey Boo Boo, let’s go find some picnic baskets!
Your boots again your Majesty??? Of course…I’ll have them clean in a jif…
Biden: “can you see me now?”
I’m gonna teabag him this time!
And then the old ventriloquist realized he was the real dummy…
“Look over there. Its Mike’s America from that flopping aces site,”
“I’ll grab him boss. To the re-education camp?”
joe: [giggle] “I just totally doo doo’ed in his office; the dog is in so much trouble”
Biden:”Damn gaurds put pepper spray on the toilet paper.”
Obama: “That’s right, Mr. Tapper, you don’t mess around with (my puppet) Joe. Next question? Cokie Roberts, go ahead; it looks like you have to pee too!”
Jeff V
Biden: “Oh man, Barry, don’t take another question (especially since they’re staged anyway, Joe thinks to himself)…I’ve got GAS and I can’t hold it anymore!!!!!!!”
Obama “My god, Biden why didn’t Bush have that spot cleaned its been here for over 10 years now.”
Me and my shadow
We’re closer than pages that stick in a book
We’re closer than ripples that play in a brook
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
(Wow!)
For my shadow and me!
“Wait a minute, Joe! You’re supposed to pull MY finger and a lot of hot air is supposed to come out of ME!”
wait!, Wait! I’m not done kissing your ass.
(Going for the obvious)
“Joe Biden seems to be holding up well since Obama decided to demonstrate what he means by ‘sticking it to the man’ “
Chavez hitched a ride back to the White House in the commodious arse of the Vice President.
Obama: “Maybe Joe wasn’t such a good choice for VP, he’s really getting under my skin lately!”
“NO! You Cheeta. ME Tarzan!” “Ooh ooh ooh aah, aah aah haa!”
“Well, the reporters may get a tingle up and down their leg when they see the size of that stimulus package, but if they had to take it everyday, they’d walk like this too.”
With apologies to barneyfife. If we win barney, we’ll split the shirt, and give half of it to somebody that didn’t enter. See, we can do this Obama thing too, though not like Joe!
“Yes Dr. Obamastien, the creature has life. It will be a monster like no one imaged before, O great One. It will wreak havoc upon your scoffers and the world, Most High One. Now can we go back to the toys in the dungeon Master? Igor has been a bad assistant and is in need of punishment, Dark Lord!”
“FINALLY, after all these years, two more steps, one dagger, and I’ll will be PRESIDENT!”
Sorry for all the postings. I just kept getting inspired. How can the comedians NOT find this administration funny? I would promise to quit postings so much on this, but with material this good, I can’t promise. FA needs more of these caption contests. Anyone that can’t see that these guys are a joke, has ab-so-lute-ly no sense of humor!
“Hee. Hee. Hee. When Bob Byrd annointed me Super Secert Grand Fobar, they laughed. Now I’m only two steps and one knife from the greatest White Donkey victory ever!”
Got to go to work to support some Obama supporters,so you guys are spared for now. Last one today (just had to get that last one in there, didn’t I?)
From the Totus: Please all assume Joe’s position over there. Bend over a little more, Joe. HERE COMES THE STIMULUS!
“hey Joe, go fetch my teleprompter and set it up right over there”
” hey Joe, do your monkey dance and let’s see if we can win one of them FLOPPING ACES t-shirts”
Hey, kids! What time is it?
It’s Howdy Doody Time!!
I told you Jimmy, there’s three rules you’ve gotta follow: keep him out of the light, and keep him away from water. Don’t get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget…
…no matter how much he cries or how much he begs……never, never feed him after midnight.
I knew a man, Joe-jangles and he danced for me
In worn out shoes
Silver plugs, a ragged shirt and saggy cheeks
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high
He jumped so high
Everytime I snapped
Mr. Joe-jangles
Mr. Joe-jangles
Mr. Joe-jangles
Dance
Mr. President, is it time to bow yet?
Sorry, had a little gas.
“I’m sure I saw Kinnock do this posture once…”
Did someone step on a duck??
I think (and hope) that these are my last. At least I don’t have to do the judging!
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“If you think his “Mashed Potato” is good, just wait ’til you see him dance the “Macarena!”
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“No, this is just a puppet. I had the real Joe on my other arm this morning, and you can still smell him on this finger!”
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Jeff V
Mr. Blow and Mr. Joe
I’ll try to quit after this one. No, really I will!
“Shoot Barry, that new dog don’t have nuthin on me. In fact, I’m really full of that stuff. How do you think I got where I am today? Watch this! I can shake it out of both pants legs and spell your name backwards!”
Joe Biden muttering and daydreaming to himself during a press conference: “I was a contender that shoulda been president….pfft! I might not be the first mainstream African-American but I am articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy…AND I can do that awkward curtsy/bow to the Saudi King even more….awkwardly than Barack HUSSEIN Obama….see?
Bowing is a three-letter word, btw: b-o-w-i-n-g….Bowing.”
OBAMA: Yes, I must admit that I got a little carried away with this “teabagging” thing. Now Joe tells me that we must add it to the list of torture that we should never perform here in the United States.
Yes, I just messed with Joe…
I told him at his age to NEVER trust a FART!
See, I can prove I’m a leader. I turned around and this guy was following me. That makes me a leader, right? Doesn’t it? I’m a leader, right? Right?
Obama abandons his slight-of-hand act for a moment and switches to ventriloquism using the old “pull my finger” gag and a nearby dummy.
You HAVE to plug “Plugs” in before he starts working!