

A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
http://www.wideawakes.info/community/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=19112
http://gopachy.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=47608
The editorial cartoonists missed the best analogy – the President giving the economy an enima!
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?showtopic=13299
http://www.qubetv.tv/photos/detail/74029
The cartoonist got it wrong! its a suppository!!