Pick the best caption out of each poll below. There were so many entries I didn’t want to just list them all, dividing them into groups of 10 seemed easier for everyone to read. So pick your 5 favorite:
Polls close on Monday, 12pm PST.
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You guys accidentally forgot to include my submission.
I’ll repost it here for your convenience —
M.Onan Batterload, OMG… haha…. that screen name is a riot bro!
blast,
Thanks. Is blast short for ‘Blast Hardcheese’ from ‘MST3K Space Mutiny’?
Curt,
When you add my submission to Group E, would you do me a favor and close that open tag in my first comment? Thanks, the WP comment editor doesn’t work through my firewall. If there’s a comment preview function, that doesn’t work either. If there is no comment preview, could you add it to the site? I feel that the lack of it hampers my trolling activites. Thanks again.
M. Onan, this is a caption contest, not a contest to add your own pictures.
no bro, it is short for blastmarine, but m.onan batterload is a winner for sure.
NO FAIR ! ! !
Nowhere in the official contest rules does it say that hyperlinked captions are inadmissible.
I therefore demand that you accept my substitute entry and add it to Group E.
My substitute entry is “Mirror Mirror”.
I’m also changing my choice of prizes. I now want:
Thanks.
Curt, you need to award the prize to M. Onan… just for making me laugh my ass off with his name. One for the books for sure.
Come on people! There’s not another entry that fits so perfect the image, the date, each characters’ public image and personalities, the situation and circumstances…the looks on their faces. This is 8 days after the election. BO was telling him to cool it (I think…btw this photo was scrubbed from BO’s website) and we know how defiant Blago is.
Vote for ‘messiah’ caption!!
Thanks for the support Elektra!!
group B is the strongest group i think.
Whoa! I just noticed:
This Monday? Twelve hours from now Monday?
Curt, how can I win bumperstickers if you keep forgetting to add my caption to Group E so people can vote for it? You leave me no choice but to launch a last-minute write-in campaign.
Also, it has been brought to my attention that McCain/Palin bumperstickers aren’t worth squat anymore. I don’t want them.
I don’t want the prize at all, in fact. I’m going to give it to one of my voters. Thanks again.
I vote for me, M. Onan Batterload, in Group E.
Thank You.
@Elektra:
I voted for this one, it’s soooo appropriate!
I have me the enemy and his is us.
I wasn’t overly excited about any of the captions but then I realized that the picture itself is not too inspiring, either. I can’t seem to come up with anything that even resembles funny. Most of my thoughts, when seeing those two imbeciles together, are too rude to put here.
Just thought of one:
The Big O: “Don’t worry, Judas, someone has to betray me. It may as well be you. Besides, you’ll get 40 pieces of silver to spend as you wish.”
You got that right, my friend. Besides, the deadline was a week ago. Your only hope of winning up to $509.97 in FA Gear is to cast a write-in vote for me, M. Onan Batterload.
I’m sure you’ll agree that my entry sucks just as much or even more than the rest of ’em, but that’s precisely why you should vote for it – to protest the all-around suckiness of it all. I mean, “I created the sun”? How lame is that?
Curt,
The polls were supposed to close at high noon. It’s over two hours past.
How many different ways are you going to rig this thing?
The polls closed at midnight.
That’s 12 →AM← (PST)
Looks like I won Group F with 1 vote. See y’all in the finals.