A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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Spam??? You’re being generous. I was thinking chub.
For a family of 12? IDK, maybe a 4 ounce bag of imitation turkey jerky, a hunk of government cheese, and fist-full of pixie sticks would be more apropo.
Spam is a delicacy in South Korea.
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Something Posing As Meat. 😉
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