UPDATE
I’m back from Vegas but wanted to bump this one up to give everyone one more chance at a caption, I’ll close it tomorrow
END UPDATE
The Wife and I are off to Las Vegas to celebrate my 40th birthday. The fellas will still be posting when they get the itch but until next Tuesday I will be at the craps table. Have a good weekend all, and until then lets do another caption this picture contest. Winner gets to choose anything he/she wants from the Flopping Aces store for free.
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Curt,
Happy Birfday yo!
Hillary: “Can we get a “hoo-raw” for the support the democratic party shows for our military”
The Crowd: BOO!
Happy B’Day Curt, hope you roll a dozen passes in a row.
Whoa, head up the backside please.
“Hillary Clinton reacts with obvious pleasure at seeing her most famous financier, a Mr. Hsu, in the crowd yesterday.”
Have fun Curt. I will see about posting something soon.
Though really, at 40, are you able to stay awake long enough to enjoy Vegas? 🙂
Curt: Happy Birthday and have fun!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas only applies if the results are NOT biological in nature and does not involve pissing on the mob bosses 🙂
Caption:
Hillary’s speech at the “Women Changing America” was going fine until she spotted Bill changing a woman in the back of the room! She knew this would affect her campaign!
Alternative:
Hillary does her best Nancy Pelosi imitation.
BTW, is anyone else having problems with the Preview option?
When I click it, I see the preview and then click Post, I cam see the servers changing in the status window but it seems to grind away and nothing ever happen. I only got this last post (and hopefully this one) without preview and posting from the first form.
I am asking so I know if it is on my end/system/browser/etc.
“Ooooh, America. I, for one, refuse to be intimidated by this false-flag patriotism. Using this nation’s name in identifying it is just like Hitler burning the Reichstag. Let’s move away from ‘America’ and find something more friendly, like ‘Hillaryland.'”
— Former First Lady and Democrat Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton on how she intends to restore America’s image in the world.
Thanks guys.
Chris, since Im turning 40 its now required to take a nap and that I eat dinner at 4pm, so I should be all good.
Night, lots of bugs since I upgraded to MT4. It should be fixed soon since I am going to do a completely new install of the platform rather then a upgrade. There will be a new header picture also and layout, the bar scene fight is going bye bye….but I think you guys will like the new one.
Las Vegas, home of the Dirty Harry Reid criminal gangs (Mafia). NJ, home of the plain old Mafia all the time. Try a trip on the Mississippi riverboats.
“…and then the Mama Bear said, ‘Who’s been sleeping in my bed …with Papa Bear?'”
“Where’d everyone go? All I said was, ‘Here’s how you’ll be paying for all my great ideas…'”
“Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!”
“You really should try riding a broom. The wind goes ‘whoooosh’ like the sound of millions of entitlement dollars flushing…”
Give me your money because I don’t seem to have a life.
Caption: Then, I said, “What Chinese money? What tapped cellphone calls?”
Curt: Have a good time at the tables.
Curt: Forgot to add, according to some guidelines, you are now considered a senior citizen. I don’t know if that qualifies you for a senior discount, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.
40! Wow, have a great one!
Somebody tell Rush I want my cut off of that letter on Ebay…I signed it, I want it!!!
Or…”It looks like you caught me red handed!” …or, is that Rosy palmed??? Where’s Bill?
Happy B Day Curt you and the lady enjoy.
Caption
Hillary contemplates a recall on Chinese marital aids when her unit shorts out and kicks into Bruce Lee high speed kick ass mode.
New caption: Hillary talking about her visit to Area 51.
“I said, ‘Oooo… my own tinfoil hat!’when the little gray alien gave me his.”
“Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!”
Posted by: ~ Vortex ~ at October 19, 2007 10:36 AM
ok…..I’m stealing a portion of Vortex’s qoute to expand on it.
Hillary: “When I am elected President, one of my first acts will be to provide chasity belts to every women working at the White House at the taxpayers expense”
“This will be called the “Preventative Sexual Harrassment Act” also known as the KPIP (keep penis in pants) Act.”
Hillary also added that this act would save the government billions in potential/probable lawsuits. Historians will later record that this is what got Clinton “over the hump” in her quest to win the primary.
“Woooooo… Look at me, Bill gave me a pearl necklace instead of a brooch to wear with MY blue dress”
sorry, couldn’t resist…. sorry for that sick mental image.
Happy belated birthday Curt, and thank you and the guys that contribute, for such a wonderful site.