So, based on what you are telling me, if I go with the platinum package – I’ll get the "Monica-Look" AND a free cigar?
The three runner-ups were:
Shhhh. The cameras are on me – I have to pretend that I’m interested in you for a moment.
– Monica from Grizzly Mama
"You ask me that question again and I’ll have your balls for breakfast!"
No, you are wrong sir. Satan is my bitch.
Thanks to everyone who participated.