Oh man, I nearly fell outta my chair laughing at this: (via GOP & The City)
Top 10 Changes Jack Bauer Would Bring to the White House Press Corps
- 10. Positive stories about Bush increase 145% in his first hour alone.
- 9. Five moles weeded out of press corps by Bauer.
- 8. Ask a stupid question; get hooked up to the sensory deprivation device.
- 7. Podium replaced with bullet-proof barrier with gun ports.
- 6. All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.
- 5. By the end of a press conference, a minimum of 34 people would have been killed.
- 4. “No comment” replaced by “We don’t have time for that question”.
- 3. Gary Bauer mistakenly showed up to a press conference, once.
- 2. All comments will be yelled.
- 1. Blogs4Bauer starts to live-blogs press conferences.