President Obama Releases Ridiculous FBI Report on “Russian Malicious Cyber Activity” (full pdf included)…

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Against the backdrop of a sanctions announcement, President Obama’s administration has released a Joint Analysis Report claiming to outline the details of Russia’s involvement hacking into targeted political data base or computer systems during the election.

Except it doesn’t.

Not even a little.

The “Russian Malicious Cyber Activity – Joint Analysis Report” (full pdf below) is pure nonsense.  It outlines nothing more than vague and disingenuous typical hacking activity that is no more substantive than any other hacking report on any other foreign actor.

This might as well be a report blaming Nigerian fraud phone solicitors for targeting U.S. phone numbers.  DUH!  Just because your grandma didn’t actually win that Nigerian national lottery doesn’t mean the Nigerian Mafioso are targeting your employer to hold you accountable for her portion of the bill.

This FBI report is, well, quite simply, pure horse-pucky.

However, what the report does well is using ridiculous technical terminology to describe innocuous common activity.   Example: “ATPT29” is Olaf, the round faced chubby guy probably working from his kitchen table; and “ATPT28” is his unemployed socially isolated buddy living in Mom’s basement down the street.

This paragraph is priceless in it’s humorous and disengenuous gobblespeak:

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It was us, not them. Probably the NSA.

It is our government who is the biggest offender of interfering with other country’s elections and it is not even close! Obama tried to interfere with Israel’s election, Egypt’s, overthrow Libya, Iraq, trie with Syria etc etc etc! Obama is such a scumbag.

Gotta love Putins response, kitchen diplomacy, lololololololol
Obama cant take he is yesterdays newspaper wrapped around last weeks fish.

Fake Govt. Fake wars, fake tv news very few real people with real sense and inner strength. Real people are in real danger as the powers that shouldn’t be control our lives to our own detriment and the oppression of the worlds people. Looks like its up to the very visionaries they are out to silence to turn things around for the truth. We must be so on guard against that which was a domestic enemy long before he became pres.

So, the Obama administration is now participating in doing exactly what they are accusing the Russians of doing; delegitimizing the US election process. I’m not sure, but I think this is one of Alinsky’s steps.

Aside from showing the voting public exactly what Democrats think of them, what was the effect of the hacks/release of these damning emails?

@Bill… Deplorable Me: It had the same effect when Teddy Kennedy went to the KGB to undermine Reagan.
http://thefederalist.com/2015/03/10/ted-kennedy-secretly-asked-the-soviets-to-intervene-in-the-1984-elections/
Are all Democrats traitors or is it just a fashion trend.

Sure be happy when that uncle tom sombitch backs a u-haul to the front door of our house and gets out!!!!!!

BO stop while your ahead your beginning to look ridiculous. The people have had enough of your fake news. We aren’t buying the crap.

@Barbara: Beginning to look ridiculous? Been there for 7 years, 11 months and counting down the days until we only have to know that he is on the sidelines continuing the destruction of the dumbocrap party.

Actually, if Hillary had used a US government server, it is unlikely that anyone would have hacked her emails. She brought this upon herself.